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Cat Shit Coffee…No, Really.

Posted: July 29th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Killer Food, Not News | No Comments »

Indonesian Civets…eating coffee beans and then shitting them out…for you to drink.
  • The freakin’ world is out of ideas and so apparently bored that they’ll drink coffee made from the shit of a cat-like animal…
  • No, Really, how freakin’ horrible is the idea of drinking cat shit coffee???
  • Has the world gone crazy?!?!?!

by Mike Zimmer, Tea drinker

So, if you put either Baileys or Whiskey into an Irish Coffee, what do you have to put into a cup of coffee that’s made out of cat shit to make it an Indonesian Coffee???  In one of the more disgusting thoughts today (almost completely erasing yesterday’s thoughts of dog rape by a random neighborhood guy), I present you a story about coffee made from the nuts found in the poop of a cat-like creature.  Yes, Cat Shit Coffee (http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/07/27/2010-07-27_this_coffee_smells_like__30_cup_of_joe_comes_from_felines_feces.html).

Oh, no, Really.  It’s made from beans found in the shit of cats and apparently is also the most expensive coffee in the world.  But wait, there’s even more!!!  Indonesia, where it came from in the first place, almost banned it because they deemed it too nasty and gross.  This coming from a country made up of mostly Islamic extremists who wipe their asses with their bare left hands and eat insects.


Mmmmmm a little nutty!
One person brave or stupid enough to taste this coffee for free said simply, “It has a dirty taste to it.  It’s heavy. It’s like, ‘Dude you just crapped in my coffee.’”
Have a nice morning cup of joe everyone!!!


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