ESPN kills King Douche Story because they love LeDouche and this could hurt their ass-kissing relationship with him

Aren’t you tired of LeDouche loving LeDouche almost as much as ESPN loves LeDouche?  And stop with the stupid hand gesture King Douche!

• ESPN.com has killed a story that included an ESPN Los Angeles reporter allowed access to and following King Douche around a Las Vegas party after his “decision”…
• It’s almost as if ESPN is worried about any possible threat to being able to bend over and kiss LeDouche’s ass or lick his balls…
• This is just another reason why ESPN now sucks and LeDouche is…well…a douche.

by Mike Zimmer, Anti-Association

According to multiple outlets, ESPN killed a story about LeDouche James after it some how put him in a negative light despite the network and their internet publishing wing was granted some access to the King of Douche’s at a Las Vegas party after his “decision”.  The opulent party apparently was full of scantily clad women (if they were clothes at all), lots of pussy, liquor and ass kissers galore.  Suddenly, the story is now missing from ESPN outlets.

According to SportsbyBrooks.com and Barstoolsports.com, they found where the story had been up but ripped down not long after and a lame ass excuse of  “accidentally” posted was issued.  SportsbyBrooks.com can see between the lines (http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/espn-lebron-story-inadvertently-posted-online-28751).  Meanwhile Barstoolsports.com has some of the excerpts from the story (http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/espn-pulls-down-a-negative-lebron-james-article-because-lebron-james-runs-espn-big-baby-gets-a-shout-out-though/).

Could it be that some schmuck in programming was worried as all get out about not getting further access to kiss LeDouche’s ass in the future if the story was taken out of context, not appreciated or some how pissed off King Douche and his entourage?

I’m thinking that’s exactly what they were thinking.  After all, ESPN protects their cash cows just like any other liberal media outlet, protecting stories that could some how shed poor light on some of the athletes they ass kiss and lick the balls of.  Case in point: Ben Rapelisburger.  Only after every other media outlet in the world had more or less beaten the story into the collective conscience of the American sports fan was it that ESPN decided to even mention the story, mostly because they love Big Ben Rapey.

When it comes to LeDouche, they’ve hitched their NBA wagon to this man-baby of a “Super Star” and he doesn’t get any negative light at all and that’s the way it will stay.  The story isn’t even all that bad, other than it shows off LeDouche for what he is, a big spoiled, ridiculously rich prick with no problem flaunting his incredible wealth, power and hangers on.  Hell, he’s no different than 70% of athletes with a big contract anywhere.  It didn’t really sound all that worse than what you’d think a Douche bag like LeDouche and his hundreds of millions of dollars could afford or be used to.  Hell, there wasn’t even a mention of a dog raping facility, tables full of blow and open sex rooms like many other athletes enjoy.

This is why ESPN now sucks.  And so does LeDouche.

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