NFL: Fucking T.O.??? Really? Jesus!!!

 
Ocho Stinko and T.O.

• Good Christ, the Bungles sign 74-year old trouble making locker room cancer Terrell Owens to an incentive laden contract that could tear the team apart…
• Meanwhile, the team is thinking of putting horrible free-agent sign Antonio Bryant on the PUP if not cut him out-right eating a portion of the rediculous 4-year $28-million dollar contract they offered him…
• The buffoonery of the Bunlges knows no bounds, and this just re-inforces my thoughts that the Bungles will be a laughing stock this season and fall flat on their face with a bomb of a season.

by Mike Zimmer, Falcons fan

Terrell Owens is washed up.  He’s also a horrible human being and a locker room cancer that can’t bring it any more.  Yet, he’s a misfit toy and the Bungles puppet master Mikey Boy Brown sees something in TO that he thinks he might be able to redeem.  Oh, and he also got a veteran WR for pennies on the dollar that also happens to have big marquee name value.  He’s honestly convinced that this move will be regarded as a positive step forward.  One problem, this isn’t 1999, it’s 2010 and T.O. sucks.

The deal is incentive laden but cheap otherwise.  However, if T.O. shows up prepared to go and actually chase the dollars, it’s rather lucrative.  This could of course back-fire on the Bungles when T.O. goes out and tries and causes scenes on the sidelines and the circus like activity starts to tear the team apart when he decided he’s not getting the ball enough and then the Bungles brass orders him benched when he gets close to said incentive money late in the season.

Oh, but wait, this move is more about what the Bungles could possibly be trying to cover up:  perhaps one of the worst free-agent deals in recent memory in Antonio Bryant who is plagued still by knee problems and won’t see the field anytime soon (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/07/27/with-to-in-the-fold-antonio-bryant-could-be-headed-for-pup-list/).

Now all of these myopic Bungles fans out there are more than likely excited beyond belief because the name “T.O.” plays well and still has marquee value.  However, this isn’t the T.O. that had a couple decent seasons in Dallas and is just a shell of the guy who helped the Philadelphia Eagles to get to the Super Bowl nearly a decade ago.  All of which came after an electric career in San Francisco where he was once one of the best players in the league. 

The problem is, he’s now 74-years old, slower that shit, drops passes like Laverneous Coles on crack, oh and, he’s going to make a big ass stink if he is second fiddle to Chad Ocho Stinko.

Look, this is just a stunt and the circus comes with the stunt.  Mikey Boy Brown thinks he’s hit the mother load and his zealous Bungles fans will fall right in line thinking this was an awesome sign that could help put the team over the edge and get them to the Super Bowl.  Uh, forget that happening.

T.O. will suck.  He’ll then pout and help this team down the path to hell and a season in which they win only 5 or 6-wins.  That’s right, I’m calling my shot but good.  Mikey Boy Brown and the Bungles don’t do repeats where play-off appearances are concerned nor do they have any freaking idea what they are doing in the front office.

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