Bare with us, as content may only trickle in

Posted: March 8th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Announcement | No Comments »

Luckily this didn’t happen in the Micky D’s that I stole wi-fi from today.

• Blogging adrift at different locales is sometimes interesting, sometime tedius and in the case of this particular Monday…sad.
• Content may be a little slow, but keep checking back in with us from time to time please!!!

by Mike Zimmer

VANDALIA,OH–I have had the unfortunate experience of utilizing wi-fi at McDonalds today.  Despite some invites to other venues including a law office (which I may be taking up tomorrow mind you!), I find myself, your humble 99% content provider at a sad sack fast food location in an effort to be online today.

Not having children, and having not spent more than the requisite time needed to either breeze in and out to either get food or to use the toilet at a McDonalds, I was not privy to how bad it could actually be.  Currently I am enduring a barrage of munching sounds, smacking lips and heavy breathing in between, horrible smells and pretty horrible sights as well.  There is a conversation going on over the little “media bar” between a couple of fat, greasy, nerdy, absolute dorks over the wonderful taste of McDonald’s ketchup and how it would be much better if people actually butchered their own cows and provided for themselves.  All as they woof down multiple sandwiches.

If this is the cultural melting pot, here at McDonalds, I weep for our time on this earth.  It has been a dearth of sad charachters, poor people (of which I am not a fan of), highway transients and the workers in on random times for their lunch breaks.

Any way, I have put out the call for some content to add to the site when I am able.  To date, the call has unfortunately gone un-answered and I can no longer plead with the same old sources.  However, I will continue to try and bring items to the site as often as I can, even if hackneyed, chopped and slim they might be.

But fear not reader, I will one day have a consistent intergooglewebnets connection again and even if I am able to land a regular job, I’ll still bring you the same high level of crapdome as I always managed to bring you.  For the time being, bare with the slim content and check back with us, I do know there are some folks out there that both appreciate and enjoy the site and have let me know routinely (if not commenting about it…oh, well).

Once Again, I also call out to the masses for either story content ideas, links to stories that may be fun ideas, pictures, photo-shop and other thoughts.  All writers interested in adding any content should also send me an e-mail at cbusmike@hotmail.comor find me on the Facebook and shoot me something.

Also, look for more updates to the site as time, money and our EEWMPP can provide.  He’s got a real job and is busy at it (though he finds time to masturbate endlessly and to kill people on X-Box) so, he’ll try every now and again to help with the up-keep around here.

As for me, well, I’m done for today.  The greasy dorks are now talking about, no joke, I’m being dead serious, The World Of Warcraft.  Yes, they are having a heavy breathed conversation about wizards and ignoring their hygiene and health even further.

Little Baby Jesus, save us all.

 

 

 

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