Today’s Moment of Zen: The Orange Race

Oh My!  It’s the modern version of attack of the body snatchers!!!  Run!  They’ll make you all orange!!!  These two have used the same pod!!!

• I never knew spray on tan could look so natural!!!
• Is it just me or is the attack and spread of the Euro-Douche bag movement on the rise???

by Mike Zimmer, Fluff article

They have what they call “spider-sides” in their hair- dos, wear foppish, effeminate clothing, wear “guy-liner”, the American versions typically always have some kind of stream-lined facial hair that sometimes has it’s own “design’.  Yes, the modern douche bag has many forms, but the Euro version is on the move.

The Orange Race is already established in the USA, just look at some of these women who are orange, not tan and exceedingly so.  But now, this other breed just keeps getting more and more influential and keeps mutating.  Just look at the popularity of ‘Jersey Shore’.  Don’t tell me everyone is laughing at them, I am sure there are those out there that would aspire to such douchyness.  Not everyone who admires them has dark enough skin tones either, which means…you guessed it, more Orange People to come in the very near future.  Like body snatchers, I fear they are going to get us all!!!

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