The Scarlett Letter: Invictus Maneo has spoken

Is it just me…… or were Thad Matta and Gargamel from the Smurfs separated at birth? (And yes, Papa Smurf has been writing up the plays with Brainy’s help.  Isn’t that Smurfy?)

by John W. Hoyt
edit by Mike Zimmer
photo by Invictus Maneo

FUCKING ROCKS:           

1.)  “Direct From Brooklyn”
Video compilation of They Might Be Giants.  Fuck, if you can make better videos  for $5,000 then do so lazy ass!

2.)  The return of “Burn Notice” on USA Network
If you haven’t caught this show about a spy shut out by the Guv with nothing to his name but vengeance then you should go back to your hand cream and keep cruising “those” websites.

3.)  “Cat’s Cradle” by Kurt Vonnegut
Simply one of the greatest books ever written about the end of the world.  The Calypso Singing Prophet of God is just Icing on the cake.  Busy!  Busy!  Busy!

FUCKING SUCKS:

1.)  “Desperate Housewives”
Put these ancient hags out to pasture (or out of their misery, please).

2.)  West Side of Columbus, Ohio Drivers and snow
Add snow, and the worst drivers in the state and you really get to sucking.  Whether driving for miles with their turn signals on, merging onto the freeways at 5 m.p.h., or blocking and stopping traffic because they missed their turn West Siders really justify the road rage they so dearly love.

3.)  Anything by the Black Eyed Peas
You may think I’m wrong, but down deep you know I’m really not.  Five years from now you will be just as ashamed of that music in your collection as I am to admit that I have the first album by No Doubt in mine. (Editors Note: I still like No Doubt’s Tragic Kingdome and still loves me some Gwen Stefani.  What?)

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