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Babes: Is she still Fergilicious?

Posted: September 1st, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes | No Comments »


Fergie…but licious???

  • Is Butterfaced Fergie losing her…uhFergiliciousness???
  • New pics of Black Eyes Pea doesn’t exactly make me want to see her London Bridge come down…
  • What the hell is Slash doing there???

by Mike Zimmer, Celine Dion Anyone?

New pictures of Fergie show her doing her normal thing of showing off her primo body and trying desperately to hide her bu-bu-bu-butterface.  But in them, I’m starting to question if perhaps her time has come and not even her hot body are even worth looking at.

There are all sorts of examples to view and you can see them here via the link (http://idolator.com/5611031/fergie-slash-sunset-strip-music-festival/93269_celebrity_paradise-com_fergie_sunset_14_122_452lo)  Or just hit the jump to see the rest of the pics which also feature Slash of Guns and Roses fame.  What the hell he’s doing there is absolutely beyond me.  Since when does he slum with techno-pop bands with butter faced women singing back-up??? Read the rest of this entry »


Babes: It has been decided, Toronto Colts fan can keep dancing to the Bills song as long as she wants

Posted: August 25th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes | No Comments »


Now go get me a pretzel and a beer!!!


Babes: A Heidi Montag girl-on-girl sex tape you say? And no, the other girl isn’t Spencer Pratt

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes | No Comments »

Heidi Montag and one of the skanky slag Shannon Twins.

  • Apparently there is a sex tape featuring Heidi Montag with a former Playboy ‘Playmate’ floating around out there and Spencer Pratt says he has it…
  • Skanky former girlfriend of Hef says she’ll sue the hell out of the crazy ass Pratt if it makes the light of day…yeah…because that’s a threat worth making…
  • I don’t do the whole “reality” TV thing, but Heidi Montag was once hot and I’m a fan of the girl-on-girl sex tape thought.

by Hootie McBoob, Smut Peddler

Spencer Pratt is nucking futz, this we know.  I don’t watch reality TV at all because, well, after all it’s perhaps one of the lowest forms of “entertainment” you could ever lower yourself to be dragged into.  However, it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to know that Pratt is crazy.  But, I do like the idea of him having “found” a video of his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag having a little girl-on-girl sex tape action and offering to sell it to the highest bidder (http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/22/heidi-montag-sex-tape-karissa-shannon-spencer-pratt-porn-speidi-vivid-entertainment/).

Thank God, the other girl on the tape isn’t Spencer Pratt.  However, the bad news is, it’s reportedly between Montag and former Hugh Hefner “girlfriend” and half of the skanky duo of Shannon Twins.  Yes, those trashy sluts that Hugh found in a trailer park dumpster and imported to the Playboy Mansion for a brief genital wart infested bit of fun.  She has threatened to sue Pratt if the tape sees the light of day (yes, she’s admitted there is one in existence) though, that’s one of the thinnest threats ever considering Pratt if fucking nuts and she’s a broke ass skank whore fucking an unemployed actor.

But through all of this, I keep thinking of Montag.  Sure, sure, she looks like a plastic bimbo now but once upon a time she was pretty fucking hot.  I’m thinking maybe, hell, this could be pre-Frankenstein plastic surgery Montag???  Hmmmm…I wonder… Read the rest of this entry »


HOT: ‘True Blood’ on the cover of Rolling Stone…Niiiiiiiiiice.

Posted: August 19th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes, TV | 1 Comment »


Awww Sookie.

  • Loves me some ‘True Blood’ and this cover on horrible rag Rolling Stone is making me hunger for catching up on the 2nd and 3rd seasons…
  • Hmmmm, yeah, love me some Anna Paquin too.

by Mike Zimmer, True Blood fan

Like any good show, ‘True Blood’ sucks you in.  Hahaha, literally.  Yeah, yeah, bad joke.  The show about Vampires and all other sorts of weirdness down in the Louisiana Bayou is truly addicting even if you’re not a big fan of the genre.  Trust me, I’m not easily pleased when it comes to TV shows, even those on the pay-cable channels like HBO (which I don’t freakin’ have!!!) but I do love a good show with great plot quirks, great characters and good acting.  Oh, and the sex and gore doesn’t hurt at all either (http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/17389/191809).

Anna Paquin stars in the show if you’ve never seen it and I’ll tell ya, she’s not afraid of showing the skin, nor does anyone else in the show for that matter.  In fact, one of the best parts of the show is the complete obsession with sex, blood and twists and turns.  It’s OK to admit loving the show despite the fact that it truly is a bit of a Soap Opera.  But, it’s a Soap Opera for dudes and chicks alike (http://fleshbot.com/5615993/the-true-blood-threesome-that-needs-to-happen)

While I typically eskew Rolling Stone because it’s a horribly slanted publication and doesn’t even cover music well, this cover is pretty freakin’ hot.  No, I won’t be buying it, but someone could buy it for me.  My birthday was August 11th and I am still awaiting gifts to arrive via mail and that surprise party I’ve still not been invited to.


Babes: Jenn Brown is banging Kenny Chesney? Really? What the hell do chicks see in that 4-foot tall no talent ass clown???

Posted: August 19th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes | No Comments »

 
What the fuck?!?!?!?!?  Really Jenn???

  • ESPN sideline hottie Jenn Brown caught with Kenny Chesney in Mexico in tabloid photo…
  • I’m at a serious loss as to why chicks dig this little “country” music midget, especially after he touched Rene Zellewegger…
  • This is just an excuse to post pics of Jenn Brown again.

by Mike Zimmer, Disappointed in my new favorite ESPN bunny.

Why is it that anyone finds that little midget Kenny Chesney attractive?  I mean, at 4-foot tall, bald and slightly gay for athletes, Chesney just doesn’t make any sense.  Yet, hot women flock to him and his boat and his cash and apparently his 2-foot country music penis.  Even awesome, hotter than Erin Andrews, ESPN sideline bunny Jenn Brown.  I am soooo disappointed.

According to tabloid Star Magazine, the couple was seen together in Mexico on a little romantic get away while Chesney’s girlfriend was back in Tennessee (http://www.starmagazine.com/kenny_chesney_jenn_brown/news/17222).  Then again, I guess it’s not like she’s banging some greasy Rusky dancer though.  Yeah, that’s right EA, I’m dogging you.  Now for some Jenn Brown!!!


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Babes/Movies: Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman suck face, make out in a cab in what looks like a potentially horrible movie that includes a lot of ballet

Posted: August 19th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes, Movies | No Comments »


Yeah, I’m gonna skip this one and trust that we’ve seen the best parts.


Babes: Remember when Denise Richards was hot? Yeah now, she’s just crazy and…well, let’s be honest…meh.

Posted: August 18th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes | No Comments »

 
I’m not going to kick her out of bed mind you, but I’m also not going to invite her to stay and be the little spoon now am I?

  • Denise Richards bikini pictures and photos that got “leaked” from the beach where she went topless wreaks of desperation, finds her looking well…just so-so as her career spirals downward…
  • Sure, sure, she’s still hot-ish…kind of…I mean…I guess…right???
  • How about some ‘Wild Things’ Video to cleanse the palet???

by Mike Zimmer, Doesn’t have the crazy but Denise does

Eh, so I was looking at pictures of Denise Richards on www.egotastic.com and I was unimpressed I have to say.  Once upon a time she was like hot-hot-hot and seemed destined to continue to steam up the screen in B-movie hotties parts.  Then she went and had to ruin a James Bond movie, fucked Charlie Sheen, went crazy, pooped out a few kids, went even crazier and now just looks like a mess that we all could do without ever seeing again.  There are old photos of her attention whore-ing here: http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/denise-richards/denise-richards-bikini-pictures-dont-call-it-a-comeback-bonus-topless-video-005942

It was a far cry from ‘Wild Things’ and the awesomeness that was girl-on-girl kisses with Neve Campbell and champaign being poured over her awesome enhanced looking tits and licked off by that lucky, lucky bastard Matt Dillon.  However now?  Eh.  Meh.  So what.  She’s crazy, she’s high maintenance, she’s not as hot as she used to be and well…I just don’t care about her.  Now, if she had a sex tape or some kind of new career ala Lawrence Fishburn’s daughter…well, then maybe I’d re-investigate her.  But now?

Cue tape of ‘Wild Things’ with more after the jump…
 
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Golf: Danish golf star goes all Tiger, knocks up airline stewardess, Denmark and Australia go crazy

Posted: August 15th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes, Golf, Not News | No Comments »


“I learned from The Master.”  Thomas Bjorn with The Striped One.

At least she’s hot, most of The Striped One’s were nasty hos.

  • Credit where credit is due, ‘Lotion’ sent this one along the wire after some late-night surfing…
  • Seems like Eldrick isn’t the only golfer who knocked up some strange on the side as married Danish golf star Thomas Bjorn sperminated an Australian airline stewardess…
  • Admittedly, Thomas Bjorn isn’t Ol’ Tigger but the folks in Denmark and Australia need to go nuts about something too. 

by Mike Zimmer, Likes a good scandal

So this one comes over the wire via our die-hard reader ‘Lotion’.  Seems Tiger Woods isn’t the only married pro-golfer to go and knock up a piece of strange.  Danish golf star Thomas Bjorn is now apart of the “Tiger” club after he’s been proved to be the baby-daddy of an Australian airline stewardess (http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/perth-confidential/perth-air-stewardess-caught-up-in-golfing-affair-scandal/story-e6frg30l-1225905236835).

While this isn’t the size and scope of the scandal that ol’ Eldrick brought after his slew of sloots paraded in front of any media outlet and source they could, apparently this is big news in Perth, Australia and Denmark.  Bjorn was a Rider Cup winner and is regarded as one of the biggest Danish sports stars.  I have to give him some credit too, after all, this chick isn’t Josslyn James nor any of those other ugly-ass fame whores, she’s actually kinda hot.  Sure, sure, she won’t let you take a crap on her chest like Tiger’s chick might have, but not too shabby there Bjorny!  Now pay your fucking child support dickweed!!!


Babes: Christina Hendrick’s cleavage continues to be rediculous, national treasure, hard not to look at

Posted: August 14th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes | No Comments »


Monster cleavage from Christina Hendricks in British GQ.
Woh, Mama.


CFB: Central Florida abuzz after “controversy” over Playboy model in tame locker room photo shoot

Posted: August 11th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Babes, NCAAF | No Comments »


THIS is causing a stir down at UCF???  Really?  This is a controversy?

  • What in the hell is the big deal about a former UCF student and now Playboy model doing a photo shoot in an empty football locker room???
  • It’s not like this is Notre Dame or even Ohio State mind you, who the hell are these people that are “outraged” that someone willing to give UCF some free attention was a bad thing???
  • Boy, George O’Leary is one of those guys this kind of crap just seems to follow around ain’t he???

by Mike Zimmer, College Football Expert

By now you’ve heard the scuttle butt and all the hub-bub on this here intergooglewebnets about how a former Central Florida University student and now Playboy model did a bikini photo shoot for a Florida magazine in the UCF Golden Knights locker room.  Big flippin’ deal right?

Wrong.  The folks down Orlando way are making all sorts of noise and apparently this is some kind of controversy that this was allowed to take place (http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/governing-body-ucf-lacks-skinstitutional-control-28808).  I mean, really though, it’s not like this is some religious university now is it?  Or hell, one with some prestige like Ohio State nor one that many people care enough to rip off the trademarks for like say…that po-dunk University of Florida.

Some how, Head Football Coach George O’Leary was involved in signing off on this and the spread has caused “outrage”, surely by the campus femi-Nazi’s and do-gooder bible thumpers in central Florida alike.  Man, this guy can’t seem to get far from trouble can he?  I mean, O’Leary got booted from Notre Dame for lying on a resume, and barely has managed to stave off being fired at UCF after initially being awful, renown for revitalizing them and then having fallen back to Earth again.  Could some tits finally be his un-doing???