Indonesian Civets…eating coffee beans and then shitting them out…for you to drink.
The freakin’ world is out of ideas and so apparently bored that they’ll drink coffee made from the shit of a cat-like animal…
No, Really, how freakin’ horrible is the idea of drinking cat shit coffee???
Has the world gone crazy?!?!?!
by Mike Zimmer, Tea drinker
So, if you put either Baileys or Whiskey into an Irish Coffee, what do you have to put into a cup of coffee that’s made out of cat shit to make it an Indonesian Coffee??? In one of the more disgusting thoughts today (almost completely erasing yesterday’s thoughts of dog rape by a random neighborhood guy), I present you a story about coffee made from the nuts found in the poop of a cat-like creature. Yes, Cat Shit Coffee (http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/07/27/2010-07-27_this_coffee_smells_like__30_cup_of_joe_comes_from_felines_feces.html).
Oh, no, Really. It’s made from beans found in the shit of cats and apparently is also the most expensive coffee in the world. But wait, there’s even more!!! Indonesia, where it came from in the first place, almost banned it because they deemed it too nasty and gross. This coming from a country made up of mostly Islamic extremists who wipe their asses with their bare left hands and eat insects.
Mmmmmm a little nutty!
One person brave or stupid enough to taste this coffee for free said simply, “It has a dirty taste to it. It’s heavy. It’s like, ‘Dude you just crapped in my coffee.’”
I can actually find one of these things to eat it as we do have Friendly’s eateries in Ohio!
Some people have a problem with an 1160-calorie sandwich, especially when it’s listed as a ‘Grilled Cheese’…
Not me, I can actually go and get one of these things and think I’m going to treat myself to one ASAP…
Who’s with me??? I’m thinking this is our right as Americans on this holiday weekend to eat one of these!!!
by Mike Zimmer, Has defeated the ‘Doubledown’ and Hardy’s Monster Burger
I love America, damn straight. I love that if we want to eat a sandwich made out of chicken breasts for buns with cheese, sauce and bacon in the middle, we can. The German’s would ban it, the French would pan it and the British would protest it. Well, damned if they don’t try to do those things in this country but people like you and me, we say “DON’T YOU TELL ME I CAN’T EAT MYSELF TO DEATH!!!” (that is unless you live in San Francisco).
That’s right, someone wants to take your freedom and not allow you to have one of these sandwiches and come that much closer to death. I say we tell them to go to hell and then join them there when we devour 3 or 4 of these bad boys. Who’s with me?!?!?!?! The great thing is, for Ohioans, this is something that is actually available and we can get!!! So, I think we need to all go out over this holiday weekend and have one. Of course, it’ll have to wait unitl Monday as I’m going to Atlanta this weekend. GO USA!!!
Look at the similarities!!! Photographic proof that it wasn’t a Turkish sheep herder, but none other than Tom Brady who “helped the sheep over the fence”.
Seriously, what do women see in Tom Brady? He looks mildly retarded and/or capable of animal husbandry if you ask me…
And what’s wif you people not commenting on this disgusting picture???
Only available in Rhode Island and Nebraska??? Take me to Omaha or Pawtucket ASAP!!!
KFC test marketing something wonderful called the ‘Double Down’ which is a bun-less chicken-chicken sandwich with bacon, cheese and sauce…
Add this to the list of things that make me love my country even more and more each and every passing day I am away from it…
God Bless KFC and the USA if this thing comes to be a menu reality.
by Mike Zimmer, Umericun
While I am not a big fan of the KFC as I have a really strange aversion to meat actually on the bone whether it’s chicken, pork or other, I still occasionally imbibe The Colonel. Even here in prickly England where the local KFC’s are missing staple menu items like biscuits, potato wedges and baked beans.
The Colonel offers a break from the every day and occasionally back in the day it was a lunch destination. I’m a sucker for spicy chicken sandwiches for one and those potato wedges call your name from time to time. Still though, I was just never a big fan of the KFC.
However, if The Colonel wanted to win my business, he’d put the ‘Double Down’ on menu boards across this great nation.
What’s a double down you might ask? Well, let’s see here, what’s the worst thing about your Chicken Sandwich usually? For starters, the bun is too big and not so tasty. Chuck it, you don’t need it with the Double Down. Oh, and all that lettuce and crap that gets in the way too, forget it, you don’t need it with a Double Down.
Instead, you get a bun made of Chicken. That’s right, two breaded chicken breasts are the bun and in between is just the best parts: bacon, cheese and The Colonels sauce. With a drink and some of those delicious potato wedge fries, you’re through the drive thru with this feast for a cool $6.99.
Of course, that’s just up in Rhode Island or Nebraska where this instant classic apparently was being test marketed by KFC. Let’s see: where are there the fewest people to kill??? Hmmmm…the smallest state, Rhode Island. Where’s another place there aren’t a lot of people, they’re already fat, most of them are already old and about to die??? How about one of the fattest and oldest states? Nebraska!!! No better targets to test this bad boy out on!!!
Take me to Omaha ASAP! Get me to Pawtucket! For Christ sakes get me to either Boston or Kansas City and I’ll drive the rest of the way to sample this abomination before all the Do-Gooders, Health and Safety board members, PC police and lawyers get the bright idea that this is bad for you and you’re not allowed to have one even if you’re willing to travel hundreds if not thousands of miles to get one.
You know it’s coming, complete and utter condemnation that is. The PC food police aren’t going to let you have one of these. These Do-Gooders will say that KFC is targeting the poorest and most vulnerable among us to make a fast buck before they kill us all with this calorie and fat bombing feast for lunch. They’ll say it’s an affront to your health and should be banned. They’ll say that KFC apparently has no scruples and doesn’t care about their customers health.
They’ll say that this is somehow an afront to all things American when I say it is SOOOOOOO American. Give the people what they want!!! That’s American!!! I want two breaded chicken breasts instead of bread!!! I want gluttonous food options!!!
Good God almighty, I am now hungry.
Seriously, KFC, you’d have a winner on your hands with this one. Don’t give in!!! Gimme Double Downs everywhere!!!
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