Beer, Babes, and Sports

Bad Ink: Where do I begin?

Posted: July 27th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink | No Comments »


Whether it’s the horrible tit-tat or the guns pointing to what is an obviously infected danger zone, I’m not sure which is the worst part of this train wreck.


Bad Ink: Fully tatted tits? Is that a dragon or a goat? Yuck.

Posted: July 22nd, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink | No Comments »


There’s more where this came from.  Hit the link: http://thedirty.com/2010/07/490749/

  • Note to the ladies: don’t fully tat your tits, it’s gross.  I don’t want to motor boat a goat…or dragon…or whatever the hell that is nor do I want to have something staring at me while I’m…well…never mind.

WTF? One of Satan’s minions tries to run over landlord, arrested

Posted: July 16th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink, Internet Monkey | No Comments »


I bet this guy has a job while some how, I can’t find one.  Go figure.  Nice horns.

  • The end apparently is nearing as Satan’s minions start to rear their ugly heads in the community…
  • While this guy may be a dark prince in waiting, but he’s not lord of his own manner, takes issue with the lady he pays rent to…
  • You have to wonder about the future of our society when freaks like this not only just walk the earth, but also go to Walmart.

by Mike Zimmer, I’m with Jesus

Jesus Christ!  I mean, look at that freak!  Come on, now, doesn’t that guy just have “Hire Me” written all over his neck?

A Tulsa, Oklahoma man with horns and some kind of Satan freak decided to try and run down his land lady over some kind of dispute (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0714101horns1.html).  His mug shot here shows his near complete dedication to his dark lord, complete with horns and some kind of road map to hell scraped out of the skin on his head. 

I am often worried about our society and this guy makes me so disappointed in the prospects for our future.  The fact that a freak like this walks amongst us is to put it lightly, a little scary and sad.  I mean, Horns?  Really?


Bad Ink: I don’t think I want to get with a chick with a shark on her side

Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink | 1 Comment »


Nice shark.  Please leave my house.

Seriously, what the hell is that?  I mean, do you really want to wake up to that God damned thing staring at your morning wood as you spoon?  Hells No!  Any chick with a shark tattooed on her in this fashion has problems…or an endless appetite for chum…and not the good kind, you know, the blood and guts fish kind.  End.


Bad Ink: Are you serious with this Dude?

Posted: May 21st, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink | No Comments »


There are other ways to proving you were at that Perfect Game that Dallas Braden pitched Dude.  Seriously???

  • Dallas Braden may turn out to be a super stud career all-star and great but come on man, it’s a bit too early for that kind of speculation in permanent ink isn’t it???
  • I don’t think I’ll be tattoo-ing great sports moments like this one on my person either when it comes time for my day of ink.

Bad Ink: Zim-nochio??? E-gads (or E-nads), that’s horrible!!!

Posted: May 20th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink | No Comments »


Truly horrifying.

  • I’m assuming this ISN’T the best choice for my tattoo huh ladies???
  • Disney characters just won’t ever be the same to me ever again…
  • It might as well be dumbo for that matter…this is just WRONG.

by Mike Zimmer, No Tatts

My first question is where is Jiminy Cricket?  On his balls?  I’m pretty sure I will never quite look at a Disney character ever again without questioning if someone has a bad tattoo of one of them some place where it has no business.  Like Dumbo or…well…just forget it.

I’m going to assume this isn’t attractive to the ladies in the audience is it?  Really, if you’re a chick and saw that coming at you when you went down on a guy would you just basically freak the fuck out and want to flee or what?  All I can think of is that this dude has to be a pedophile right?  Is his van or ice cream truck parked just outside???

So…yeah…I lied about this totally being the tattoo for me, please believe me!!!


Bad Ink: Welcome to the Gun Show!!!

Posted: May 19th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink | No Comments »


Really Bro?  Aren’t your guns supposed to be the upper arm?

  • Classy, poorly drawn guns on your forearm announce to prospective employers, I’ve spent jail time, will probably steal from you…
  • Come back tomorrow, I think I’ve finally found the tattoo for me and I’ll post it then.

Bad Ink: Pussy Eater? Really?

Posted: April 27th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink | No Comments »


Nothing says classy like a lip tattoo that tells it all.

  • Let’s see: neck tattoo…tear drop tattoos…head tattoo…and lip tattoo that says it all to the ladies and then some?  Yep!!! Pure Class.

Bad Ink: Neckcar tats…ewwww

Posted: April 5th, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink | No Comments »


Yuck.

  • Yeeeeeeehaw!!! Neckcar tattoos on a nasty chic!!!
  • What?  No ‘Smoke’ or ‘Junior’???
  • Do you really want to see that from behind…if you know what I mean???

Bad Ink: Oh, and she’s a F@#king Nazi bitch too??? WTF?!?!?!

Posted: March 22nd, 2010 | Author: Zim | Filed under: Bad Ink | No Comments »


Wow, Jessie James is just looking worse and worse by the nano-second.

  • The crazy ass tattooed bitch that Jessie James cheated on America’s Sweetheart with is also a Nazi skank too???
  • Of course she’s from Northeast Ohio…
  • Oh, and it gets better, apparently there’s a pic of Jessie James coming doing the old Nazi salute too!!!
  • I hate Illinois Nazis…Ohio Nazis and Hollywood Nazis too.

by Mike Zimmer, Inglorious Bastard

Ah, hell…it just keeps getting worse for that fucktard Jessie James.  That nasty tatted up skank he banged?  Oh, yeah she’s a White Power fan and apparently had no problem dressing up in Nazi wear.  (http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/20/jesse-james-sandra-bullock-michelle-mcgee-nazi-swastika-mistress-photos/)  I hate Nazis. Read the rest of this entry »