Oh, they’re SO different. It makes me want to run out and buy one right now!!! Uh, when did the the Cavs sign a Swedish player named Abcdefg???
The BIG news out of Cleveburgh? A new player signing that might make everyone forget about LeDouche? Uh, no…not exactly…
This isn’t exactly what it’s going to take to make fans forget about King Douche now is it???
Sure, sure, this will be the look that is remembered as a possible 70-loss team…but is that something to crow about???
by Mike Zimmer, Style Council
I don’t like the NBA, let’s get that out of the way right here and now, most of you know that. I do however collect jerseys and love them, even basketball jerseys, though I don’t have many. While not an NBA fan, nor a Cavs fan, I was given a Lebron James jersey for Christmas by the former in-laws many, many moons ago too. No, Really! Needless to say, that one was packed away long ago. Am I going to replace the Cavs jersey, especially now that the team has “redesigned” a “new” look for the post-LeDouche era? Hells No.
I’ve found the Cavs look confusing the last few years since LeDouche came to Cleveburgh. He liked to show off many different looks and the team seemed to cow tow to him and the club tried on all sorts of retro duds, alternate looks and whatever LeDouche wanted. Hell, they even broke out Orange “Mark Price” version get-ups from time to time last year. It was a bit of overkill to be honest. I mean, the team had a blue road look, and that really wasn’t part of their re-discovery of the “wine and gold” theme they introduced for LeDouche. Now, well, they’ve gone simple and plain, boring and…well…loserish. Just like they’ll be without LeDouche (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ag2FUJPrponFJp9D2jof.HyLvLYF?slug=ap-cavaliers-newuniforms). Read the rest of this entry »
Did you expect anything less from one of the biggest self-absorbed douche bags in the world to not say things in the negative towards Cleveburgh and his narcissistic way about him in a GQ interview???
Oh yeah, and Mom’s got a tattoo which is a little creepy BEFORE the big “decision” that says ‘Queen James’. Riiiight. Not a little weird at all. Neither is her banging Delonte West either I guess…
Don’t you just love saying LeDouche and King Douche? I know I do.
by Mike Zimmer, The NBA Sucks.
Wait for it, doesn’t LeDouche James remind you of a cast member of that TV Show ‘What’s Happenin’ ??? Wait for it…
Go ahead and hit the link to GQ where many of the bullet points are right there in gist form so that you don’t need to buy that craptastic magazine. I just want to make sure that I get credit for coining LeDouche. In fact, I think we need T-shirts of that and King Douche from the website. Mr. Brewer? Hello?
Removed for his own safety and because he’s a douche bag.
Web story surrounding Ass Hole LeDouche James fan being booted from The Jake not pointing out the main fact: The guy is a douche…
Seriously, what’s worse than King Douche? I’d say it’s a guy in Cleveburg who decides to wear his new LeDouche Miami Heat jersey to an Indians game…
Don’t you just hate guys like this? I know I do.
by Mike Zimmer, One time Tribe apologist
Douche Bag hero leaves town. Douche Bag contrarian fan buys new Douche Bag Miami Heat jersey, goes to Cleveland Indians game and shows off. Douche Bag contrarian fan gets peanuts and cups of beer thrown at him and has to be escorted out of the stadium “for his own safety” (http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/witness-lebron-heat-gear-guy-ejected-at-the-jake-28756).
I hate people like this. Guys who have to be ass holes for the point of being ass holes, contrarian for the sake of being the center of attention and doing douchy things like this flaunting and taunting the home town fans with his new King Douche Miami Heat jersey. This guy had to know when he got out in public in Cleveburg that his fellow Cretans (aka Cleveburgian citizens) that they were going to react and probably not well. I mean, it’s the veritable Meatchicken fan at a Buckeyes tailgate, an Ass Hole from Cincinnati who roots for the fucking Steelers or the guy who just to be a jerk-off follows his Douche idol to his Douchey new team and then flaunts it at a Cleveland sports venue. Thus, the guy is a Douche and the story about him being escorted out of The Jake is under reporting this fact.
If this guy had done this at a Browns game, I’m willing to bet he would have had his ass handed to him and that LeDouche James jersey jammed down his throat and the Miami Heat hat stuck up his ass. After all, Tribe fans are there having a good time, drinking some beer knowing the Indians are probably going to lose. Browns fans, knowing too that the Clowns are going to lose are there to drink beer and beat peoples asses because they’re low-brow morons. Yet, in the case of Mr. Contrarian, they would get a pass and the act would be acceptable.
Missing for a couple weeks now, Wright was found dead in some woods outside his hometown of Memphis.
Former first round “bust”, Wright hung around the NBA for 13-seasons before flaming out with the Cavs a few seasons ago…
Wright went missing but has now been found dead in his hometown shot perhaps 18-times…
This would be a perfect case for ‘The First 48′, especially if the rumors about Wright’s ex-wife’s possible involvement are true.
by Mike Zimmer, Hopes Tony Mullins and Caroline Mason are on the case
Sad news out of Memphis, Tennessee, where former Memphis Tigers stand out and 13-year NBA veteran (last with the Cleveland Cavs) was found shot dead a couple of weeks after going missing. Lorenzen Wright was found shot to death, perhaps up to 18-times in a wooded area in Memphis (http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpp/news/local/072810-lorenzen-wright%27s-body-found).
Wright was initially a bit of a bust in the NBA after being selected 7th over-all in the NBA’s silly draft lottery by the L.A. Clippers. However, while never becoming a stand out or star, he did last 13-seasons in the league and carved a bit of a niche out for himself as a guy who came off the bench as recently as 2007 with the Cavs.
The circumstances of Wright’s death are sketchy and the fact that he went missing for so long and now has been found brutally murdered, while sad are incredibly intriguing. Of course while it’s probably in bad taste, I’m hoping this is featured on the incredibly awesome show ‘The First 48′. Read the rest of this entry »
Aren’t you tired of LeDouche loving LeDouche almost as much as ESPN loves LeDouche? And stop with the stupid hand gesture King Douche!
ESPN.com has killed a story that included an ESPN Los Angeles reporter allowed access to and following King Douche around a Las Vegas party after his “decision”…
It’s almost as if ESPN is worried about any possible threat to being able to bend over and kiss LeDouche’s ass or lick his balls…
This is just another reason why ESPN now sucks and LeDouche is…well…a douche.
by Mike Zimmer, Anti-Association
According to multiple outlets, ESPN killed a story about LeDouche James after it some how put him in a negative light despite the network and their internet publishing wing was granted some access to the King of Douche’s at a Las Vegas party after his “decision”. The opulent party apparently was full of scantily clad women (if they were clothes at all), lots of pussy, liquor and ass kissers galore. Suddenly, the story is now missing from ESPN outlets.
Could it be that some schmuck in programming was worried as all get out about not getting further access to kiss LeDouche’s ass in the future if the story was taken out of context, not appreciated or some how pissed off King Douche and his entourage? Read the rest of this entry »
Jesus, if the crap at Value City wasn’t bad enough, now they have King Douche’s line there too.
Here’s an endorsement/investment that wasn’t well thought out now was it??? Value City/Schottensteins to still release and carry LeDouche James furniture line…
Who the fuck wants a King Douche Couch even if he had signed with the Cavs??? Oh, that’s right, it’s a children’s line…which is creepy…
The people of Cleveburg can’t even burn these bad boys, they’re flame retardent!!!
by Mike Zimmer, Interior decorator
Hmmm, let’s see, if you’re going to have a line of a product endorsed by a celebrity, such as an athlete, you might want to consider whether or not he’ll abandon the city and state you most do business with and head to Miami. I mean, you go out and get a sponsorship with perhaps the most hated man in Ohio and try to sell his shitty furniture, you’re probably going to have a hard time ya know?
Well, that’s exactly what Value City/Schottensteins is going to try and do (http://www.cnbc.com/id/38312379). Oh, but wait, there’s more. It’s not just a shoddy, third world constructed couch or seat or say Ottoman, nope, it’s shitty fire retarded children’s furniture. No, Really.
Even if LeDouche had re-signed with the Cavs, I find the fact that he was in the market to try and sell High Chairs, mini-kid sized recliners and perhaps even beds that had his face or likeness all over it. I mean, that’s just creepy. Of course, these might be novelty items now that the people of Cleveburg can park on their front lawns (like they do with the rest of their furniture) and set on fire during the next riot. One problem: they’re fire retardant, so no flaming alley couches for them
Mark Cuban should get out of the NBA and go to a real sport that could use his insight like say the MLB as an owner or perhaps comissioner.
Mark Cuban says the NBA should look into the possibility of tampering by the Miami Heat in signing the 3-marquee free-agents…
If Cuban says something, you should probably listen to it. This isn’t just sour grapes about LeDouche leaving Cleveburgh, but perhaps smoke being near fire…
Can’t Cuban just sell the Mavs, get out of the NBA and buy either the Cubs or his hometown Pirates and help improve MLB???
by Mike Zimmer
A brief mention on Yahoo Sports has Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban calling into question just exactly how the Miami Heat managed to pull off the signing of all 3-marquee free agents without somehow tampering. He’ll bring it up at the NBA meetings per the report (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ap9tVs99TNUvzvG1mHcoyEM5nYcB?slug=ap-cuban-heat).
If Mark Cuban says something, you should take note of it and read into it. The man is a self made genius and insightful. He’s typically and normally on the right side of asking questions and forming opinions, especially when it comes to the NBA. He’s been a breath of fresh air into that moribund league and when he says there’s possibly smoke, you better check if there’s fire. Check out the man’s blog too, he’s an insightful guy whether you agree with him or not (http://blogmaverick.com/).
I just wish that Cuban would leave the Association behind and move onto Major League Baseball. There, he could buy the Chicago Cubs or perhaps his home town Pittsburgh Pirates who are desperate for a winner and desperate to be saved. MLB also could benefit not only from his ownership but his ability to help make the game better. If nothing else, he might keep it that much more interesting.
Jesse Jackson says that LeDouche is like a run away slave from an evil slave master that was Cleveland Cavs owner Dan Gilbert…
Are you serious with this??? I mean, how much longer are we going to give these morons the kind of platform they don’t deserve!!!
This is not a political site, but come the fuck on!!!
by Mike Zimmer, Right Wing Conspiracy Theorist
Pardon me, I will try to keep this as politically un-biased as possible. Jesse Fucking Jackson is the biggest buffoon and jack ass on the planet and his racist banter is absolutely insufferable. LeDouche James is just a jack ass douche.
Despite my thoughts that giving Jesse Jackson any promotion or platform to spread his hate speech from is wrong, this needs to be seen and read to be believed. The thing is, the media will report it, soak it up and there will be debate over it. Well, he just said that the comments from Cleveland Cavs owner Dan Gilbert make LeDouche out to be something like a “Runaway Slave” (http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/Jesse-Jackson-faults-Cavs-owner-Dan-Gilbert-LeBron-comments-071110), No, really.
Really? A man who has paid King Douche millions upon millions of dollars over the past seasons and has bent over backwards to kiss the ass of arguably one of the most self-centered and self-important athletes we’ve ever seen in professional sports, is a slave master because he’s white and called out LeDouche for being…a douche? Are you fucking serious with this crap? For the love of God, will we ever be able to just ignore these buffoons???
Hey LeDouche, I don’t care where you sign, and this publicity stunt to show yourself off is just retarded…
Reaslly, are you kidding me with this whole hour-long ESPN show for LeDouche and his screwing Cleveburgh???
Here’s to hoping that LeDouche goes to Miami with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, killing Cleveland and then ending with them losing to Boston in the Eastern Conference Finals next year.
by Mike Zimmer, Hates the Association.
I really do hate LeDouche James. King Douche is the biggest fraud there ever was, plain and simple. This whole chase of him during “free agency” has just been silly. He’s been seen sneaking in and out of all sorts of places and retreating back to Ohio from time to time too. It’s all about him, it’s all about the circus and his sad and lame attempt to be Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan and mogul all-in-one.
Now, he’s going to go on ESPN tomorrow night and announce his choice on National TV as to where he’ll be hitting the lottery…again. Like some little spoiled high schooler announcing his national letter of intent, something he missed because he skipped college, mostly because he was already getting all sorts of gifts to play at his parochial school in Akron and his Moms was getting expensive rides. This move and this show is juvenile bullshit and a “look at me, I’m awesome” type of stuff.
Seriously, I do hope LeDouche goes to Miami. He can become part of the Ambiguously Gay Trio of South Beach for the Miama Heat…who will then choke against the Boston Celtics in the Eastern Conference Finals. Go ahead LeDouche, ruin Cleveburg, let us see how silly you are. Thppppppppt.
Former NBA’s tallest, Manute Bol seen with then shortest player Mugsy Boggues.
Humanitarian and former NBA player Manute Bol has died after a battle with a painful skin issues and kidney failure…
After years of being a bit of an NBA carnival attraction, Bol, a son of war-torn Sudan turned his star status to humanitarian aid in his native country…
I wonder if King LeDouche James will ever give more than a dime in humanitarian aid…let alone a good tip to someone.
by Mike Zimmer, Sundays in the Sun
Sad news came that Manute Bol had died after a battle with health issues that included a very painful skin issue as well as kidney problems in Charlottesville, Virginia (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5305868).
The native Sudanese player was mostly a carnival side-show attraction during his playing days in the NBA, but Bol while an oddity was always good natured about it. At 7’7 he was the tallest ever player in the NBA (for a while anyways) and he did swat and block the ball with ease. However what should be most remembered about him though was the fact that in his post-playing career, he used his notoriety and money earned in the league towards humanitarian causes, especially in and about his war torn native land. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/2010/06/20/2010-06-20_manute_bol_10year_nba_player_and_humanitarian_dies_at_47_.html
Bol was a gentle giant apparently. The fact that he also was a humanitarian and cared about his native country putting his money where his heart and mouth were, was inspiring. I wonder aloud if any NBA player nowaday will take up his cause in his name or honor let alone actually give back in the capacity that he did. I sincerely doubt that King Douche Lebron James would bother for any charity that mattered. Or, in the case of LeDouche, leave a good tip behind after he eats $100 hamburgers.
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