Movies: The sad thing is, I know people who will want to see this movie and all possible sequals

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?

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Farts: And now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

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He was just helping that sheep over the fence

BURN IT!  BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!  A dead lamb with a human face!!!

• Stolen from www.barstoolsports.com via http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0…
• I’m guessing that the Turkish sheep herder was just trying to “help it over a fence” when his dick accidentally…well…dear God, this is just sick.
• Have a nice breakfast, lunch and dinner.  Lamb Chops are now ruined for me hence forth.

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CFB: Disturbing trend continues as Hofstra becomes second college to drop football in 10-days

Hofstra University on Long Island in New York will be dropping football.

• Another college aiding the wussyfication of /and destruction of America, cuts football program…
• Hofstra joins Northeastern who also cut their football team 10-days ago, Colonial Athletic Association gets 2-teams thinner…
• Current and former NFL players that played at Hofstra include Marques Colston, Willie Colon, Wayne Chrebet and Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Raheem Morris…
• I fear a massive left-wing soccer playing conspiracy agenda that is dead set on promoting women’s sports and scholarships to illegal Haitian immigrants is at work behind this.

by Mike Zimmer, once wanted to be a Northeastern Huskie (don’t ask)

Another one bites the dust: Hofstra University has ended it’s football program effective immediately.  The school citing financial cost/benefit issues decided to scrap the football program in favor of more faculty (like we need more liberal douche bag tenured professors in the world), scholarships and more women’s sports like hairy legged lawn bowling. http://www.gohofstra.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=109571&SPID=13582&DB_OEM_ID=22200&ATCLID=204843540

Hofstra, formerly known as the Flying Dutchmen until the PC police arrived to have the name changed (due to a very, very thin bit of evidence/rumor that the name was also that of a slave ship in the 1700′s) to the ”Pride” back in 2004, has been playing football since 1937.  The university was also home to the New York Jets training camp facilities until 2008.  They also boast New Orleans Saints All-Pro WR Marques Colston, Pittsburgh Steelers O-linemen Willie Colon and former Jets legend (and concussion expert) Wayne Chrebet as alum. Read the rest of this entry »

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Killer eats: More “must haves” to eat on my next trip back to the states

The Carl’s Jr. Kentucky Bourbon Six-Dollar Burger.  It’s OK to drool, I am.

If all those do-gooders want us to not eat this stuff, they shouldn’t tell us how bad they are for us or show us pictures…

I’ve already had Wendy’s Toffee Coffee Twisted Frosty and it’s scrumtacular…

Who’s gonna invite me out west to hit both Carl’s Jr. and In-and-Out Burger???

by Mike Zimmer, Fat

Oh how I loathe the little pop-up stories on the intergooglewebnets that tell me how awful something is and that I should have it.  You know the ones, on the front page at MSN or Yahoo with their smarmy “Ten Worst” or “Best to avoid!” things I’ve made comments about in the past.

Well, let me tell ya, the places and the food that they describe couldn’t be getting any better publicity and press.  Seriously, I’d have never known about that burger at Chili’s that I featured here last spring nor would I have known that I wanted one real bad.  And the sooner you tell someone that they shouldn’t have something, that’s when they want it.  Go ahead, tell me I shouldn’t eat at Denny’s…ever…let me tell you something there buster, Big B and I are going back and we’re getting the Pancake Puppies again on top of a full big ass breakfast after having been hungover from the night before.  You got that?

So, DON’T go over to see the jump here that describes some new fast-food options that some website says you shouldn’t have.  http://food.yahoo.com/blog/hungrygirl/29929/new-fast-food-calorie-violators/

Upon the list, this baby (pictured above) that is offered by Carl’s Jr. out west.  It’s the Kentucky Bourbon Six-Dollar Burger and it’s bad for you.  But man, does that look like an food orgasm or what?  All it has is like 1,000-calories, 100-grams of fat and like 123% of your daily in-take of awesomeness.

So, who lives out west that will invite me out to hit Carl’s Jr. and In-and-Out Burger to take on their greasy, fatty, orgasm-inducing burgers?

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Pedophile and former super star entertainer Jacko kicks the bucket, Ocho Cinco says it’s as bad as 9/11

Freak, child molester and general train wreck: Jacko.

Elvis will always be the king and he never touched little boys unlike MJ…

Chad OchoCinco is typical in what is wrong with America in mourning Wacko Jacko…

Seriously people, get over it sooner than later.

by Mike Zimmer

I’m as forgiving as the next guy, but there are some things that are almost never something that can be let go or forgiven.  Michael Jackson is dead, and that’s sad because once upon a time he was a superior entertainer and cultural icon.

However, what stands out to me is, he’s been a complete train wreck and freak who touched little boys.  Now that he is dead, he can no longer molest the children he has or hold them hostage in his creepy wacked out world.  Michael Jackson hasn’t been the Michael Jackson we all knew as kids and whether we admitted it or not enjoyed his music.  He hasn’t been a serious star in a looooooong time and he’s been more of a joke than an icon.  His reputation as being nuts and fondling little boys and plying them with ‘Jesus Juice’ really kind of made me immune from feeling sad or even remotely taken aback at his death.  to be honest it’s more tragic that Farrah Fawcett lost a courageous battle with cancer which she was agonizingly sharing with the world.  Not overly-self medicating and dying from self inflicted malaise that was complete and total mental break down that could have been avoided.

Seriously, my sisters loved him and anyone from my era knows how freakin’ huge this guy was.  But in the end, it has not phased me in the least that he’s kicked the bucket.  In a way, it’s a release:  for him, for those poor kids and the circus that surrounded him and his family.

However, there are those out there that don’t exactly feel the same.  There are some out there that are absolutely crushed by this like a beloved member of the family dying.  Or as if Elvis had died.  Trust me, that was sad, MJ just isn’t.

Yeah 8-5, MJ kicking the bucket is just as bad as 9/11 you fucktard.

Chad Ochostinko said on twitter…tweeted…twitted….whatever, I don’t “tweet” that quote:

Okay, first Mrs. Fawcett now Mr. Jackson, please tell me that this is a mistaken rumor, if not this is just as sad as 9/11 

Despite back tracking some on late tweeterings, the cat was out of the bag and you can’t really take back an absolute asinine thoughts.  Chad, you’re a moron and there may be no fixing that, but Jesus Christ man, that’s weak.

And here lies the problem with America in general.  If Chad Ochostinko and the rest of the world are falling over themselves about a child molester and absolute whack job who was horribly flawed, they probably do indeed feel it was as bad as 9/11.  That’s sad commentary on America and why we’re in the precarious spot we currently find ourselves in at this point in history.

Jesus Christ this has had me just…annoyed.

I mean, are we one day going to cry over OJ???  I mean, he was an absolute wizard on the football field, magical at his craft, brilliant in front of a camera and an icon of an era in pop-culture until that whole little thing where he nearly cut his ex-wife’s head off in killing her and her lover and then that whole kidnapping thing.  I guess I forgive him and will miss him the day he’s shanked in prison by “the real killer”.

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God I’m hungry now/I miss the United States!!!

*insert drooling noises as you please*

Do-gooder nutritionistas are trying to tell you NOT to eat this and a few other mouth watering, gut busting, soul satisfying delicacies…

Seriously, even though you know it’s bad for you, doesn’t it make you want one even more…and like…soon???

I’m thinking there’s gonna be a visit to Chili’s in the very near future upon my return to the USA.

by Mike Zimmer, Fat Tub-a-shit

As I sit here starving and wondering what to eat for lunch, I had to run past this article: http://health.msn.com/nutrition/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100231768&GT1=31036 on MSN telling me NOT to eat something.  Instantly, I’m drooling and my stomach is grumbling insatiably for Beeeeeeef!!!

Of course, I am dismayed that this list of bad foods that proclaims them “the worst” of 2009 has apparently had an effect in the past.  One of last year’s “worst” that made this list has already been forced into retirement as the Chili’s Awesome Blossom and it’s over 2,700-calories was apparently bad for you.  No, really?!?!?!  An entire battered, deep fried onion which is then dipped or slathered with ranch dressing might be bad for you???  I’m shocked.

However, the fine folks at Chili’s are wise to our carniverous habits though.  They’ve not taken heed of the food Nazi’s persecution of their Big Mouth Burgers.

I present to you the Chili’s Smokehouse Bacon Triple-the-Cheese Big Mouth Burger with Jalapeno Ranch Dressing

• 2,040 calories
• 150 g fat (53 g saturated)
• 110 g protein
• 4,900 mg sodium

Sounds absolutely fucking wonderful to me no matter my diet and the battle I am losing with it.  Seriously, aren’t you taste buds just working overtime now???  I mean, look at that thing pictured up above.  It’s giving me a chubby just thinking about it.  Sure, you’re arteries will be soon clogged, your heart slowing down and your ability to get said chubby will be diminished there after, but damn it if it doesn’t sound REALLY good right about now doesn’t it?!?!?

Of course, something that good for dinner or well hell Brunch has to be followed up with something sweet and delicious to leave you in a sugar coma.

I present to you Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake

Oooooooooh, loooooooookin’ good!

• 2,600 calories
• 135 g fat (59 g saturated fat, 2.5 g trans fats)
• 263 g sugars
• 1,700 mg sodium

But oh, no that shouldn’t scare you at all.  This might: http://www.baskinrobbins.com/Nutrition/product.aspx?Category=Beverages&id=BV308

That’s right, 195% of your daily saturated fat intake!  Now that’s what I call a good desert!!! 

Then again, if you can make it to a 31-Flavors near you, a medium shake will call for you having to run by the bank and apply for a small loan.  We had a Duncan Donuts/Baskin Robbins near our old house in Columbus and it was about 9-Bucks for a freakin’ shake that you could go and trump down at UDF for around $3.  But damn if it doesn’t look freakin’ awesome right?

Alright, I’m going to go make lunch and then work out.  In fact, I’m gonna work extra hard this week so that when I do return to the Home of the Braves, and the Land of the Freedom Fries, I can make a trip to Chili’s with eager antisipation and pride.  Anyone else hungry want to join me??? 

Editors note: Spell check is again inoperable.

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OJ’s Eleven

OJ is looking for the real killer…..

Something I thought you would enjoy!

by Brew…..yeah…BREW!!!!

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