Men’s Health has another article worthy of ridicule by a man-child like myself…
Then again, while strongly disagreeing with 3-points, the rest of this list should just be fucking common knowledge for not just normal guys but D-bags everywhere…
I need a job making lists.
by Mike Zimmer, Bullshit Artist
I’m not a subscriber to Men’s Health. Hell, I’m not even healthy. I typically hear about articles of theirs via the intergooglewebnets of when someone forwards me something about awesome food…in which the magazine then says to avoid (like one article about a grilled cheese sandwich featuring cheese sticks which I will now post a picture of).
But in strongly disagreeing with #5, #12 and #17 on the list, the rest of the list is pretty no-non-sense if you aren’t a douche bag. SEE THE LIST AND MY DISAGREEMENT AFTER THE JUMP Read the rest of this entry »
The talentless Jenn Sterger got pics of Brett’s…Little Fav-rah?
The story of a talentless formerly big-titted girl, and overly self-important hack at a web-site discussed and then broke a story about picture texts of Brett Favre’s penis…
Sterger apparently skeeved when Favre sexted pics of his little Fav-re while wearing a pair of Crocs…
Web-site takes up story, has it generally ignored just like post on this site!!!
by Mike Zimmer, 13-hits a day
I go to www.deadspin.comevery day. It’s like my obsession with still needing to read the newspaper, it’s a habit. I’m not a fan, though. I don’t like their writers, I don’t like their politics, their overly self-important tone and I don’t like their perception of sports. Nor, their hatred for THE Ohio State Buckeyes. However, this story about Jenn Sterger and pictures of Brett Favre’s penis is something that should be read and seen.
You remember Jenn Sterger right? The formerly big-titted hack who annoyingly big-titted her way into fame and a gig at Sports Illustrated amongst other things? Well, she apparently also put in a year with the New York Jets as an in-house side show of sorts for the Gotham Green. Well, it was there where Brett Favre tried to put the moves on her and then thought to entice her by sending her pictures of his dick. That’s right, more proof that Brett Favre is a douche.
I once said “Marriage is an institution and who wants to live in an institution huh?” as part of my best man speech. This guy really does look like he’s heading to hell, let alone an institution.
If you abduct a woman in India and then “abscond”, you are subject to being beaten by local youth and forced to marry your kidnappee???
Yet more reasons never to get married…in India…or anywhere…nothing but beatings, crying and horrible depression lurk beyond the Vail…
Seriously, Jugdish, you could have done worse my man…suck it up.
I bet this guy has a job while some how, I can’t find one. Go figure. Nice horns.
The end apparently is nearing as Satan’s minions start to rear their ugly heads in the community…
While this guy may be a dark prince in waiting, but he’s not lord of his own manner, takes issue with the lady he pays rent to…
You have to wonder about the future of our society when freaks like this not only just walk the earth, but also go to Walmart.
by Mike Zimmer, I’m with Jesus
Jesus Christ! I mean, look at that freak! Come on, now, doesn’t that guy just have “Hire Me” written all over his neck?
A Tulsa, Oklahoma man with horns and some kind of Satan freak decided to try and run down his land lady over some kind of dispute (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0714101horns1.html). His mug shot here shows his near complete dedication to his dark lord, complete with horns and some kind of road map to hell scraped out of the skin on his head.
I am often worried about our society and this guy makes me so disappointed in the prospects for our future. The fact that a freak like this walks amongst us is to put it lightly, a little scary and sad. I mean, Horns? Really?
“I shagged yer bird Wayne my boy, knocked ‘er up even. Don’t worry though mate, we hoover’d it out. Ya ain’t sore at me, are ya Bridgey?”
England World Cup team captain John Terry is in a big broo-ha-ha here across the pond after he gets caught up in a big affair that’s been exposed…
Taylor was apparently shagging his former Chelsea and current Team England team mate’s woman and knocked her up…also paying for an abortion…
This is big news in the UK, but back in the states, this would only be a side-story…after all, the ’86 New York Mets were doing this stuff all the time.
by Mike Zimmer, World Cup World Shmup
It’s the big story here in the world of sports: England team captain John Terry who is married, is under fire for having an affair with a team mate’s ex, knocking her up and now having his authority, name and future for England and the game of soccer questioned.
In a bombshell report that was at one time caught up in a legal holding pattern when News of the World tried running the investigative report but was barred, a British court reversed their decision and allowed them to break the big news. Apparently they’d been hot on the story for a long time concerning the England and Chelsea star started comforting his ex-Chelsea team mate’s woman. Now with Manchester City, Wayne Bridge, also an England player for the World Cup team has a few children with model Vanessa, the woman Terry apparently knocked up. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/712686/John-Terry-got-secret-lover-pregnant-at-start-of-affair.html
The story has all sorts of layers but the big news is that Terry’s future as captain is in serious doubt but now his future with the team in general is being called into question. Mostly because, well, Bridge is on the England team too and this could cause all sorts of dis-harmony and the stuffy Brits are all up in arms about this being some kind of horrible scandalous thing and the nobility of it all could put a black mark all over this team and this World Cup teams efforts to actually win the whole thing for the first time since 1966 .http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2010/teams/england/7114649/John-Terrys-England-fate-to-be-decided-by-Wayne-Bridge.htmlRead the rest of this entry »
Multiple outlets talking up rumors of a pretty nasty 47-second sex tape that includes Lindsay Lohan and a commoner…
This could really re-energize her career considering no one really believes she gives two shits about those kids in India…
This could be a very nice new year “must see”.
by Mike Zimmer, Smut Peddler
On multiple sites that I shall not reference lest you go there and read about it, apparently we may once again be close to a Lindsay Lohan sex tape. This should make all of you that enjoy some good smut jump up and cheer. I mean, after all, we all know ol’ Fire Crotch has to have had a good sex vid in her floating around out there somewhere and we’re all excited to see it.
Seriously, what else can this poor formerly coke-addled girl do? She’s not a very good actress now that she’s grown up, her looks are still stunning when she decides to shower and let the professional dress her up and air brush her. She’s know more for being a nasty little whore than a talent these days any ways, she might as well just pass right on into the adult business and we’d all love her just the same…or even more. Read the rest of this entry »
Look at the similarities!!! Photographic proof that it wasn’t a Turkish sheep herder, but none other than Tom Brady who “helped the sheep over the fence”.
Seriously, what do women see in Tom Brady? He looks mildly retarded and/or capable of animal husbandry if you ask me…
And what’s wif you people not commenting on this disgusting picture???
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