Amazingly the Seattle Seabags are set to either trade or dump T.J. Houshmadzadeh, eating a big portion of his salary in the process…
Could it be, could it really happen that the hardest working man in football could possibly be on the radar of the Bungles, bringing him back to the ‘Nati???
If Ocho Stinko has anything to do with it, he’ll be lobbying for Housh to come back and join the party–helping the passing game.
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons fan
Is it possible? Could the Bungles right a wrong and get the hardest working man in football back in Cincinnati, un-doing one of the worst decisions in franchise history? Apparently, T.J., under-used, mis-used and not able to get on track in Seattle, could amazingly be cut by the Seabags as Pete Carroll re-tools the team into a younger, much worse off franchise than he’s inheriting. The team is seriously trying to either trade Houshmandzadeh or will release him by Labor day when rosters must be down to 53 (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/09/03/tj-houshmandzadeh-wont-be-back-with-the-seahawks/)
In the process, the team will be eating a good portion of his salary one way or another, something that you’d think would be to Mikey Boy Brown’s fucking liking, getting a bargain no matter the consequence it might have on the locker room. While Houshmandzadeh is a guy who is un-apologetically in your face, out-spoken and intense, he is still one of the best receivers in the league. You don’t go from catching 113-passes and being a staple of the Bungles once vaunted passing game and then suddenly lose the ability to play.
For what it’s worth, the Bungles resident diva and multi-media wunderkind, Ocho Stinko will be lobbying hard for the team to re-sign T.J. (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/09/03/ochocinco-will-be-lobbying-heavy-for-houshmandzadeh/) after they allowed him to walk away in free agency and didn’t receive any compensation for him by NOT franchising him and instead keeping horrible kicker Shane Graham as their “franchise” player in 2008.
If the Bungles have any God damned sense in the world, they’ll snatch up Houshmandzadeh and re-right a wrong that has wrecked their passing game. In Housh’s absence, the team has never been able to find the right combination of possession receiver, chain mover and secret weapon that T.J. always was. Do the right fucking thing Mikey Boy Brown, sign T.J.!!!
Rashad Jeanty gets quiet exit from Bungles Line-Backing corp…
Regarded as being tough as nails, Jeanty mentored both Keith Rivers and Rey Maualuga…
Fuck Mikey Boy Brown.
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons fan
Kind of lost in the shuffle during this training camp for the Cincinnati Bungles that has featured the debut of problem children Terrelle Owens and Pac Man Jones and then completely buried by the fact that the Bungles gave Antonio Bryant nearly $8-million bucks to practice with the team ONE time was a tough battle going on at Line Backer.
Lost too was the fact that the Bungles numbers game was probably going to see one of their big names take a significant role reduction or get bounced. It wound up being Rashad Jeanty, a guy the Bungles pulled off the scrap head a few years back from the CFL and wound up finding a diamond in the rough.
Speaking of rough, Jeanty was just about as tough as they come, hitting hard, playing hurt and being a quiet, up-standing citizen and mentor to the Bungles young bucks on defense. In particular, Jeanty took up the cause of helping shape Keith Rivers and Rey Maualuga while also being rather productive in 4-seasons with the team. His reward this training camp while battling injuries and the numbers game? An early release from the team that was kept rather quiet (http://www.whodeyrevolution.com/whodeyrevolution/2010/08/rashad-jeanty-this-one-actually-hurts.html) Read the rest of this entry »
Proctor & Gamble’s Head and Shoulders brand has made sure that Palamalu is taken care of if he were to have his trademark long hair ripped out at the root during his football play and he were unable to perform…you know…in their commercials. They’ve figured out that he can sell some smelly dandruff shampoo or something and that’s worth protecting.
That and well, chicks apparently dig this dude. Far be it from me to judge, but hell, I can’t figure out women (which might be why I have none and no prospects there of). They need to make sure to keep him all pretty and those women buying their ugly men at home the smelly flake causing dandruff shit. But as for Palamalu’s knees? Well, not so much. Football is a dangerous game after all and he did get his knee crushed last year…in game one and was ineffective all year. So, at least he’ll have his hair money.
Ho-Hum, collect $7-million dollars for doing absolutely nothing.
Mikey Boy Brown just throws away $7-million plus bucks on Antonio Bryant as the Bungles cut him after just one practice with the team and guaranteed money up front…
Bungles keep on bungling, make genius move with a player that has basically proven his uselessness over and over again, reach new low with the release of Bryant…
With one less diva WR on the roster, now what is the pecking order for Palmer to throw to and those that make the roster?
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons fan
It is amazing how stupefyingly horrible the Cincinnati Bungles front office is. It has never been more evident than this whole saga with the marquee free-agent the team signed this off-season in Antonio Bryant. Bryant was summarily released by the team today, and the Bungles took a big spoon full of shit and swallowed over $7-million bucks in guaranteed/signing bonus money after the receiver practices just once in an official capacity with the club (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/08/29/bengals-bounce-antonio-bryant/).
Amazingly the Bungles signed Bryant to a 4-year deal worth over $28-million despite the fact that he was hurt coming into this off-season and had only one good season in Tampa Bay (and his career for that matter). Mikey Boy Brown must have seen the same amazing work ethic in him as he did in Bryant Westbrook and Dan “Big Fatty” Wilkinson while also seeing the potential craptasticness of Laverneous Coles and Gus Frerotte. Bryant was never healthy enough to do much of anything and entering camp had an injury that seemed as if it would never heel and Bryant didn’t seem in a hurry to help rehab to any extensive degree, making him unavailable even to evaluate.
Like blind squirrels, the Bungles have been able to have a happy (to this point) and productive (to this point) Terrelle Owens fall in their lap therefore cushioning the blow that this “marquee free agent” bust has created. There is set to be a bit of a log-jam at receiver upon roster decision time as is, and it just got that much easier with Bryant being kicked to the curb, of course richer for his trouble. Of course the team is too stupid to realize that Bryant probably will re-surface some time this season, probably to wreak havoc on the Bungles on a contender (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/08/29/ifwhen-healthy-interest-in-antonio-bryant-could-be-high/).
Bungles Court Fool is fined yet again, this time $25-large for Tweeting during Friday’s exhibition game…
Meanwhile the NFL doesn’t have anything to say about his classy “dick towel”. That makes sense.
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons fan
Cincinnati Bungles receiver Ocho Stinko has once again been fined by the NFL. Ocho Crapo typically leads the NFL with inane fines and some day will wonder where all his freakin’ money is after he’s done playing and he’s broke. And, it’s like he doesn’t really doesn’t care about fines, especially ones he can currently pay in his sleep such as $25,000-bucks for breaking the NFL’s code of conduct by Tweeting during last Friday’s meaningless exhibition game against Philadelphia (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/NFL-fines-Bengals-WR-Chad-Ochocinco-for-Twitter-use-082410). Seriously NFL? $25-large for Tweeting during a game?
Some how I find it rather more offensive WHAT Ocho Stinko is Tweeting, like his “Dick Towel” as seen in the picture above. Look, that’s embarrassing to the league more than the former Chad Johnson feeding his social networking fits like Greg Brewer at…well…out…you know…anywhere.
Speaking of Ocho Stinko though, I do have NFL Jersey’s baring his name for sale as well as all sorts of other NFL players. That’s right, I have new Reebok EQT jerseys with sewn on numbers and name plates available for sale (at great prices!!!). If interested please contact me here at the site or at cbusmike@hotmail.com.
It’s like we’re caught in the same loop each and every football season as Brett Favre just like Bill Murray in ‘Ground Hog Day’ makes us relive his return to the NFL.
It’s as if the NFL, the Viqueens and Brett Favre are trying hard to add extra material to ‘America’s game’ or ‘Lost Rings’ Minnesota Vikings edition withFavre Favre-ing things up…
Did you really expect he’d miss a chance to be the center of attention yet again this season? I mean the dramatics with the plane full of team mates, the flight tracker, the hovering helicopters…come on man!!!
Hey Brett, you, LeDouche and Hugo Chavez can go fuck yourselves anytime you like. That’s right, fuck you buddy. We look forward to you Favre-ing things up in the NFC play-offs via throwing a stupid interception come January. Good luck.
The NFL slaps Rey Maualuga on the wrist by fining him game checks, thus he won’t be missing any games for the Bungles due to suspension…
Meanwhile, Big Fat Andre HippopattaSmith FINALLY returned to the practice field after being on the PUP list but didn’t impress coaches and is STILL over weight and out of shape…
Gotta love the Bungles don’t ya?
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons fan
Well the Bungles caught a break with the NFL when the hammer didn’t fall from the league office on Rey Maualuga. He’ll be lighter in the wallet and have less dosh around for coffee at his AA meetings, but he won’t miss games. The NFL fined Maualuga 2-game checks instead of suspending him for any amount of time as a result of his breaking the NFL’s conduct policy following his January arrest for issues with a DUI (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Alnl.aDzbAynyq1_B9JJNWc5nYcB?slug=ap-bengals-maualugafined). That’s good news.
But with the Bungles, there is always a bad yang to any good ying. News is, that Big Fat Andre HippopattaSmith, last year’s first round bust FINALLY returned to the practice field after being activated from the PUP list. However, as usual, he has showed up to camp out of shape and over-weight and initially though cleared to play was said to have looked as if “He hasn’t practiced or worked out at all” according to his position coach Paul Alexander. That’s bad news (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/08/17/welcome-back-andre-smith/). Read the rest of this entry »
Yep, those are the new logos for the Denver lead Tim Tebow Jesus Gator Horses and the Cincinnata snow faced Bungles.
Things to watch for during tonight’s Bungles pre-season game including: Big Fat Andre HippapottaSmith, Jesus Tebow, Poor back-up QB play by Cincinnata and tipped balls to Brandon Stokely…
How many plays does the Bungles fat boy play, will Jesus bless us with awesomeness, how many INT returns for a TD will Jordan Palmer throw tonight and the last time the Shannon Sharpes were in town, Gus Johnson nearly orgasmic over Brandon Stokely…
Brew and I will only be at this game until half-time so you’ll have to let us know about all this stuff.
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons fan
The Atlanta Falcons won their opener 20-10 over Kansas City. They look like they have talent and depth all around including on the offensive line, at TE and back-up QB. Meanwhile, the (0-1) Cincinnata Bungles who played last Sunday night in Canton and pretty much stunk up the joint will have to keep answering all those questions as they host the Jesus Tebow lead Denver Shannon Sharpes or Jesus Gator Horses, take your pick.
My question is, will we have a Big Fat Andre HippopattaSmith sighting after last year’s first round bust showed up in camp grossly over-weight at 370lbs and landed himself in fat camp and Coach Marvin Lewis’s dog house. I’m guessing no, and even if we do, I’m pretty sure it will be limited as Big Fat Andre can’t play in this heat, hell, scratch that, he couldn’t play in last year’s cold either. Fuck you Andre!
Let’s now turn to the over-under game!
1.) Over/Under the cheers versus jeers that Jesus Tebow when he walks on water and onto the football field: I’m guessing that he is summarily booed versus cheered.
2.) Over/Under the number of INT’s returned for TD’s thrown by back-up QB’s J.T. O’Sullivan and Jordan Palmer: This is tricky, we might see a lot more JT vs. Jordy because the team is seriously poor at back-up QB and the team might want to prove this fact to themselves over and over. I’ll say if Jordy plays, well I’ll take the over of 2 with the two QB’s combined.
3.) Over/Under the number of last second passes thrown down field in which Brandon Stokely takes a carom of a ball to the house to win the game after the Bungles secondary knocks the ball in the air instead of knocking the pass down: Uh, over!!!
Just one thing though, you’ll have to tell Brew and I all about this stuff, we’ll be outta there by half-time because pre-season games suck having to purchase and attend.
Sad news from Cincinnati, as former Bengals star Ickey Woods’ son Jovante has passed away after an asthma attack…
Jovante Woods would have been a Junior at Princeton High in Cincinnati, however as an organ donor, he may be able to save as many as 16-lives despite the tragedy…
Perhaps it’s time we all look into organ/tissue donation???
Ickey’s son was slated to be a high school Junior this season and was a player on the Princeton High School squad near Cincinnati. However, in the wake of the tragedy, the young man was an organ donor and the prospects of his simple selfless act, his life may be able to save as many as 16-other lives through donation of his organs and tissue (http://www.wxix.com/Global/story.asp?S=12981504).
Perhaps in the wake of tragedy like this, we can all take pause. Consider, if you aren’t already an organ donor, how simple and selfless an act it can possibly be to make sure that you are on the national registry for donation. I made sure on my driver’s license renewal that I was listed and double checked after hearing this story. While I don’t know if I were to die that anyone would or could use my liver or black heart, hey, have at them in the case of my untimely demise. Here you go if you aren’t already listed:
Ohio: http://donatelifeohio.org/
USA: http://organdonor.gov/
Big Ben Rapelisburgher also mis-spells new fake home town name.
Apparently Big Ben Rapey isn’t from Findlay, Ohio any more, makes up home town name, mis-spells it in the process…
Is Rapelisburgher that thinned skinned to take an off-hand comment by the mayor and then swear off his home town???
News flash there Rapey, the people of Pittsburgh may not to claim you as their QB for much longer.
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons fan
When Squealer fans get a program for a game in this up-coming season in Pissburgh, they’ll read that Big Ben Rapelisburgher hails from the fictional hometown of Corey Rawson, Ohio. No, not Findlay nor town that had his former school named Cory-Rawson. That’s right, Big Ben Rapelisburgher can’t spell either, not even a school he used to attend. That’s right, he changed his hometown in the Stealers media guide to a fictional place (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Thin-skinned-Roethlisberger-changes-hometown-aft?urn=nfl-262279).
The thin-skinned QB apparently was offended when some in his old home town weren’t as ass-kiss friendly towards his cause and had the audacity to question how he could have possibly been accused of rape yet again. Including the mayor of Findlay who was quoted in some national stories as saying:
“The first one, you give him the benefit of the doubt. [...] But then another one and now maybe another one after that? It’s not looking good. Something’s not right here.”
Instead of allowing this and all other criticism to be water off a ducks back, and in the process allowing to just kind of be forgotten over time, Thin Skinned Rapey Ben has shown yet another way to be immature and petty. You know, if you don’t want to claim Findlay, just say Pittsburgh as your home town. Or, hell that place down in Georiga where you raped that one chick, or Reno, Nevada where you raped the crazy ugly chick. Then again, I’m starting to think that the fine people of Pittsburgh won’t be claiming you for very much longer as one of their own.
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