Grabby “date” gets run over by stripper and killed, then dragged over a mile to a gas station…
Southwest Ohio “exotic dancers” do house calls at 4am??? Who knew???
Don’t you just love Ohio???
by Mike Zimmer, Didn’t know you could order in strippers at that hour. No, Really!!!
Man, I’ll tell ya, I’ve seen and done thing in my life, hell, I’ve even seen goats fuck, but I’ve never heard of a goat fuck like this. In all of my years of stupid behavior, I’ve never known that you could call up a stripper for some home entertainment at 4am. Well, apparently when they do arrive at your house and you’re a 31-year old Asian male in Southwest Ohio, you don’t want to get grabby and aggressive or you’re going to get run the hell over and killed.
“I usually defend the art of stripitude and the exotic ladies of the nekked stage, but I have to be honest, thems some nasty ass looking bitches right there” ~ Early Kuyler
You have to love rural Ohio, I mean, only here can we have the classic Jesus freaks vs. low end skanky strippers battle caught on camera…
Shame on the bible thumping righteous ass holes for recording people’s license plates and posting them on-line and for protesting a fine member of the community that is a skanky strip club…
Shame on the strip club owner for sending this pair of classic cases of horrible looking low-end skanky strippers to protest the church.
You see, some holier than thou pastor and his flock have been protesting the local booby barn for being a den of sin. They stand watch over the local smut hut and leer, and recently have taken up photographing the license plates of the citizenry that go inside to sneak a peak of some boobies and beaver no matter how horrible the chicks inside look. That my friends is un-American. You should be able to live your life the way you want within the limits of the law and not persecuted by some fundamentalists who hate, well, pretty much everything.
On the other hand, Jebus, those whores of Babylon that are now picketing the church, well, damn man, thems some low end beat up skanks, complete with gravely smoke filled voices, poor physique and horrible tattoos. If you’re going to protest the church back, you’d best bring you hottest big guns out right? I mean, you’re basically allowing the Jesus Freaks to prove a point, unintentionally, that the place needs to be closed on the merit of its…uh…performers.
Nasty skank Josslyn James in her latest horrific porn parody of herself and Tiger.
You have to see this to believe how bad it is, Joslyn James, the nasty porn-chic that Tiger Woods apparently knocked up a few times and paid to bang often is now even nastier…
“Starring” in her own self-parody of porn, James is showing up her butchered body from horrible cheap-Tiger financed plastic surgery…
Really, can you believe that Tiger banged this sloot and knocked her up a couple of times??? Nice going Eldrick.
by Hootie McBoob, Smut Peddler
Rachel Uchitel, the fame whore slut that Tiger once banged is one thing, the chick has some “class” at least and isn’t too bad looking. Hell, she might be confused with someone worth looking at whilst she’s not on a pill bender and I could see Tiger Woods fucking her where ever he decided to fly her into. But Josslyn James, the disgusting looking porn bitch who he apparently knocked up a couple of times? Not so much.
Well, Ms. James has gone and made her a new porn, a self parody of her with black men that are a vague representation of Tiger. It’s apparently horrible, just like her awful augmented body that looks as if she had her plastic surgery done by some 3rd world country’s mortician training school. The nastiness must be seen yet again to understand just how horrible she looks and how nasty she was yet Tiger fucked her anyways, screwing up about a billion dollars in the process. Please note the NSFW pics after the jump and look at the train wreck that is this whore and think fondly of Mr. Woods as he goes on about knocking the little white ball around on the golf course.
What the hell is wrong with society that this is something worthy of cheering and to be called a piece of “performance art”???
That’s right, you need to watch it to the end where there’s applause for this crap at some college out east…
I seriously missed my calling if going to college, rambling like an idiot in a performance and literally pooping something out onto a canvass and calling it art is all that it takes these days.
Queefing Spaghetti-O’s??? What in the wide, wide, world of Sports is going on here?
The talentless Jenn Sterger got pics of Brett’s…Little Fav-rah?
The story of a talentless formerly big-titted girl, and overly self-important hack at a web-site discussed and then broke a story about picture texts of Brett Favre’s penis…
Sterger apparently skeeved when Favre sexted pics of his little Fav-re while wearing a pair of Crocs…
Web-site takes up story, has it generally ignored just like post on this site!!!
by Mike Zimmer, 13-hits a day
I go to www.deadspin.comevery day. It’s like my obsession with still needing to read the newspaper, it’s a habit. I’m not a fan, though. I don’t like their writers, I don’t like their politics, their overly self-important tone and I don’t like their perception of sports. Nor, their hatred for THE Ohio State Buckeyes. However, this story about Jenn Sterger and pictures of Brett Favre’s penis is something that should be read and seen.
You remember Jenn Sterger right? The formerly big-titted hack who annoyingly big-titted her way into fame and a gig at Sports Illustrated amongst other things? Well, she apparently also put in a year with the New York Jets as an in-house side show of sorts for the Gotham Green. Well, it was there where Brett Favre tried to put the moves on her and then thought to entice her by sending her pictures of his dick. That’s right, more proof that Brett Favre is a douche.
Removed for his own safety and because he’s a douche bag.
Web story surrounding Ass Hole LeDouche James fan being booted from The Jake not pointing out the main fact: The guy is a douche…
Seriously, what’s worse than King Douche? I’d say it’s a guy in Cleveburg who decides to wear his new LeDouche Miami Heat jersey to an Indians game…
Don’t you just hate guys like this? I know I do.
by Mike Zimmer, One time Tribe apologist
Douche Bag hero leaves town. Douche Bag contrarian fan buys new Douche Bag Miami Heat jersey, goes to Cleveland Indians game and shows off. Douche Bag contrarian fan gets peanuts and cups of beer thrown at him and has to be escorted out of the stadium “for his own safety” (http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/witness-lebron-heat-gear-guy-ejected-at-the-jake-28756).
I hate people like this. Guys who have to be ass holes for the point of being ass holes, contrarian for the sake of being the center of attention and doing douchy things like this flaunting and taunting the home town fans with his new King Douche Miami Heat jersey. This guy had to know when he got out in public in Cleveburg that his fellow Cretans (aka Cleveburgian citizens) that they were going to react and probably not well. I mean, it’s the veritable Meatchicken fan at a Buckeyes tailgate, an Ass Hole from Cincinnati who roots for the fucking Steelers or the guy who just to be a jerk-off follows his Douche idol to his Douchey new team and then flaunts it at a Cleveland sports venue. Thus, the guy is a Douche and the story about him being escorted out of The Jake is under reporting this fact.
If this guy had done this at a Browns game, I’m willing to bet he would have had his ass handed to him and that LeDouche James jersey jammed down his throat and the Miami Heat hat stuck up his ass. After all, Tribe fans are there having a good time, drinking some beer knowing the Indians are probably going to lose. Browns fans, knowing too that the Clowns are going to lose are there to drink beer and beat peoples asses because they’re low-brow morons. Yet, in the case of Mr. Contrarian, they would get a pass and the act would be acceptable.
Apparently Erin Andrews thinks some of the footage of her admiring her own ass in the mirror were from ‘The Blackwell’ on the campus of The Ohio State University…
EA is set to sue OSU and a laundry list of other hotels charging that they allowed her peep-show photog access to the rooms next to hers when he filmed her shaved beaver show…
EA is apparently going to milk this thing to the very end, suing anyone she can in an order to make up for the fact that apparently ‘Dancing With The D-List Stars’ and that new contract at ESPN isn’t enough. It’s one thing to sue the Red Roof Inn at Tuscaloosa, Alabama for giving her a bed bugs infection and allowing the pervy peeping Tom time to drill holes in walls, but a completely other thing to sue the beloved tOSU. Seriously? Is she going to sue every place on the planet she’s admired her bare ass in a mirror? I mean, that perfectly groomed shaved beaver show must’ve had all sorts of stops on tour right?
I’m not dogging EA, no far from it. But the longer she allows shit like this to persist, the less we’ll be forgetting about those images of her primping, priming and admiring her tall, lean and awesome naked body in the footage that…we NEVER watched on any site anywhere at any time*. Which begs the question further about whether or not she’s bilking this and perhaps even knew about it for the purposes of furthering her career. I will say this: Erin Andrews, you are no Jenn Brown my dear. Get a legit modeling career and show us some skin and freaks like this won’t be “illegally” filming you.
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