We are starting a new weekly feature, where Zim & Brew’s friend Brett blesses us with his wisdome.
“I feel sorry for ugly girls. They have no chance until 2A.M.”
Yep, that about covers it: writer, subject matter suppliers and hot thangs.
by Mike Zimmer & Hootie McBoob, Blog Masters/Smut Peddlers
So our first ad went out on Craigslist today for models (http://dayton.craigslist.org/tlg/1638083900.html) as we’ll soon be looking for some hot local talent to be added to our “babes” section.
However, there is a plethora of positions here at Kegerator Nation that need some attention. First and foremost is that we need some folks to generate some content for this here site and some of those more than capable of stringing that news or such thoughts into a few sentences.
Currently, I am looking for the following writing positions: Read the rest of this entry »
Dude just smacked a bitch big time.
by Hootie McBoob
I love women. Even women athletes. Even women athletes that…well, perhaps push the boundary on being lady like. Go ahead and sue me over having thought there were redeeming qualities in people like Katie Smith even if she doesn’t play for the same team if you know what I mean.
Howeve, in the case of Britteny Griner of Baylor, I’m pretty sure that’s a dude. After all, dude is like 7-feet tall and can dunk a basketball. Like that South African track and field dude, I’m pretty sure old Mr. Griner needs to have a test to see if “it” has a wang. Ol’ Man Griner took issue with a 5-foot-nothing white girl from Texas Tech the other night and smacked the little bitch ass ho like…well…a pimp. Boo-ya, right to the schnozz and broke the girls nose.
Beast looks like a dude, smells like a dude and can smack a ho like a dude…it’s a dude. End of story. Happy weekend everybody. As no one seems capable of adding a single friggin’ article while I am absent of a decnet intergooglewebnets connection, this is your friggin’ post heading into the weekend. Seriously Nation, pull your head from you ass and either send me articles, post articles yourself or watch the slow death of this site. Your choice.
Terrible Owens.
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons Fan
Somewhere in the corner booth down at Denny’s in Norther Kentucky, Mikey Boy Brown will plot and plan his moves for free agency this week. Don’t worry, they won’t be throwing a lot of money around, but they could be throwing around some absurd ideas. Like bringing Terrible Owens and his circus to town.
Thus, my open plea as a Bungles apologist: Please Mikey Boy Brown, don’t do it. We know that you desperately want to “redeem” TO, but just don’t do it.
Why not? Well, there’s the logical: The Bungles don’t need another slow WR (they did just sign Matt Jones after all) and they don’t need another one that drops everything thrown his way (they signed Laverneous Coles for that last season). Read the rest of this entry »
You suck Peacock plus you railroaded Coco.
by Mike Zimmer
So I watched a little bit of the closing ceremonies yesterday evening and like the other 14-people watching was a bit dismayed and annoyed as per usual when it concerned NBC’s coverage of the games. It was an absolutely perfect ending to their coverage…full of glitches, poorly strung together and completely benign to what viewers wanted or could have expected from a large nationwide network. In a word: horrtastic. http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/NBC-awkwardly-and-abruptly-ends-Olympic-coverage?urn=oly,224859
NBC absolutely flubbed with the Olympics. Their run up to coverage was all about the Conan O’Brien controversey where they came out on the absolute wrong end of public perception. They barfed all over themselves for Jay Leno and crap programming instead of giving people what they want. And that carried over to the Olympic which they absolutely shit all over from start to finish.
This despite being in a wealth of great broadcasters from Bob Costas to Al Michaels and talent from one end of the other in all sports not named Mary Corrillo. Read the rest of this entry »
I only had Mario, baseball, Blades of Steel and Tecmo Bowl.
by Mike Zimmer, Likes killing people
This is the second article I’ve written about video games being worth extreme amounts of cash. And, it annoys me that I have to do it.
Are you kidding me? There are games out there that people will pay that much money for? And, there are people out there that have nothing better to do than to decide a game that Nintendo put out is worth $40,000??? (http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/rare-nintendo-game-is-40-000-windfall/1391148) Read the rest of this entry »
“It’s a trap!!!”
by Mike Zimmer, Mog
Yep, this is what passes for sports these days. Yep, this is the type of story that has made the blogosphere important and relevant too. Yep, I’m re-posting and re-pasting a story that has been around, but man, it’s funny and I have to weigh in too.
Admiral Ackbar needs to be the new mascot at Ole Miss. He just has to. After a campaign in which ideas were to be tossed around for mascots to replace the one the university it trying retire, the leading candidate is an inter-galactic freedom fighter and Admiral in the Rebel Alliance. Yes, Admiral Ackbar, part aquatic species from another world, part skilled space craft military man is the leading candidate in a silly search to replace Colonel Reb. (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/America-rallies-behind-Admiral-Ackbar-Ole-Miss-;_ylt=AgxtrxxVhZC_NlsWKCJ5Ops5nYcB?urn=ncaaf,224109)
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“Do you believe in miracles? Yeeeeeessss!!!” ~ Al Michaels
by Mike Zimmer, USA! USA! USA!
When the ‘Miracle On Ice’ occurred, I was 4-years old. We were at my Grand Mother’s house out in the country, in the tiny burg of Poast Town, Ohio. I remember it specifically because on that day, a bunch of family members that normally otherwise wouldn’t care to shakes about hockey, watched in celebratory fashion one of sports greatest moments ever.
Watching on a TV set that was older than I was with rabbit ears, we watched the USA Olympic hockey team take on the big, bad, Russian giant. I didn’t fully understand the game, nor the circumstances all that much, but I know we were supposed to hate and fear the team in red like some menacing force of evil. They were communists and they were to be feared and loathed. I remember asking, what does CCCP mean?
I don’t remember many specifics about the actual game, being that I was just 4-years old. But it was a family gathering at my Grand Mother’s that day and I witnessed history. I do remember running around the house trying to “skate” and cheering when the USA scored a goal. And, I remember the whole room errupting when the clock counted down and Al Michaels’ delivered those famous words in that most amazing line he uttered, “Do you believe in Miracles? YES!!!”
Congratulations and Happy Anniversary to those American boys on today, the 30th anniversary of that great upset, that great moment and an event that gave the country something to cheer about when times were tough, gave hope and promise in an uncertain time and have over the years still touched the hearts of millions who saw it, remember it and look at it as perhaps the greatest moment in sports history. It surely is one of mine.
Watch this absolutely amazing story and video about Northern State University basketball coach Don Meyer.
“Peace is not the lack of trials and torment, but calm amidst them.”–Don Meyer
Like Mother, like daughter, trampy and whorish. Oh, by the way, nice ink there Mom.
by Hootie McBoob, Takes out the trash
The above picture was something I had been sitting on for a while and remembered just about the time ol’ Eldrick emerged from his “Sex Addict Rehab” to show off his new grill, deflect a domestic abuse charge from his wife, save his sponsors, say he was sorry and ask for forgiveness and support. The pic shows classy broad Jamie J and her Mama in their whore-ish best. Seriously, is that the most pathetic “Cougar” you’ve ever seen in your freakin’ life???
It’s amazing to think back and look back at The Striped One’s “Conquests” and whore he was “Sexually Addicted to”. Some of these skanks really are trashy. I post this, mostly because I find it funny and now that ol’ Eldrick has dragged himself back out into the public eye instead of just keeping his trap shut after his initial apology. He’s become the butt of jokes and will forever be a joke to me now. Especially when it comes to these ho’s he used to bang.
What’s even funnier? The whores in question are STILL trying to cash in. I mean, after all, there’s still chasing a buck out there and I find it amazing. See more trashy whores after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
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