Why shouldn’t they? After all, the NFL sucks the Stillers dicks, especially when it comes to the Rooney family and for the sake of ratings. After hearing that Stillers back-up plan Byron Leftwich tweaked an ankle last night and the team not sold on Dennis Dixon as a real plan at back-up, the prospect of the Stillers having 92-year old Charlie Batch under center and the Steelers struggling for 6-weeks was too unbearable to take for the NFL (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/09/03/report-leftwich-out-2-4-weeks/).
So, the NFL caved and gave Rapey Ben a reduction of his suspension for “good behavior”. Mostly, because well, he hasn’t raped anyone in like what? Three or four weeks??? And, after all, he’s shown all sorts of “maturity” in actually NOTbeing a complete douche bag this summer (for what we know). Naturally, the Stillers brass is very happy about this, and why not? They can survive, say a (1-3) start and Rapey Ben coming to the rescue (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/09/03/rooney-applauds-roethlisbergers-growth-maturity/).
Fuck you Rapey Ben. Fuck you NFL. Yeah, I said it.
Oh, they’re SO different. It makes me want to run out and buy one right now!!! Uh, when did the the Cavs sign a Swedish player named Abcdefg???
The BIG news out of Cleveburgh? A new player signing that might make everyone forget about LeDouche? Uh, no…not exactly…
This isn’t exactly what it’s going to take to make fans forget about King Douche now is it???
Sure, sure, this will be the look that is remembered as a possible 70-loss team…but is that something to crow about???
by Mike Zimmer, Style Council
I don’t like the NBA, let’s get that out of the way right here and now, most of you know that. I do however collect jerseys and love them, even basketball jerseys, though I don’t have many. While not an NBA fan, nor a Cavs fan, I was given a Lebron James jersey for Christmas by the former in-laws many, many moons ago too. No, Really! Needless to say, that one was packed away long ago. Am I going to replace the Cavs jersey, especially now that the team has “redesigned” a “new” look for the post-LeDouche era? Hells No.
I’ve found the Cavs look confusing the last few years since LeDouche came to Cleveburgh. He liked to show off many different looks and the team seemed to cow tow to him and the club tried on all sorts of retro duds, alternate looks and whatever LeDouche wanted. Hell, they even broke out Orange “Mark Price” version get-ups from time to time last year. It was a bit of overkill to be honest. I mean, the team had a blue road look, and that really wasn’t part of their re-discovery of the “wine and gold” theme they introduced for LeDouche. Now, well, they’ve gone simple and plain, boring and…well…loserish. Just like they’ll be without LeDouche (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ag2FUJPrponFJp9D2jof.HyLvLYF?slug=ap-cavaliers-newuniforms). Read the rest of this entry »
Nice Marmut. Brewdog’s latest and greatest comes packaged inside the best taxidermy has to offer these days. No, really.
Scottish brewer has come up with ‘The End of History’ when it comes to brewing beer, 110-proof concoction comes in fancy animal carcass dispensors…
Checking in at $762 bucks, it better be the greatest freakin’ thing on the planet and come packaged inside an endangered Lemur…
I wonder if Boston’s will have this stuff available anytime soon???
by Mike Zimmer, Beer aficionado
Scottish beer maker Brewdog (http://www.brewdog.com/about.php) has ended their run of trying to make the most exotic and the most high alcohol content beers in the world. They think they have done that with ‘The End of History’ and apocalyptic brew mad at 55% alcohol or 110-proof. Oh but wait, there’s more!!!
The beer will come neatly packaged in roadkill…er…your local taxidermists finest. That’s right, the beer will be featured in bottles jammed into the mouths of real animals like rabbits, squirrels and badgers (http://www.ajc.com/business/worlds-strongest-beer-is-576413.html?cxntlid=cmg_cntnt_rss). And yes, of course PETA, and all the whackos are all upset at this which I think makes it even that better.
The Belgian style ale will pack a punch, made with nettles, juniper berries and other enhancing flavors, at that high an alcoholic volume, you’ll be as stiff as the dead rodent you just poured the beer from. My question is, will we all be able to sample this bit of awesomeness at Boston’s Bistro anytime soon? Hmmmm?
Hannah Cyrus showing off her still highly illegal wares.
Billy Ray’s daughter is still assaulting us with her flesh and we have to post the legal stuff against our better judgement…
Put some clothes on jail bait!!!
by Hootie McBoob, Smut Peddler
For the love of God Miley Montana or Hanna Cyrus or whatever her name is, is going to get us all in trouble here at the World Wide Leader in Smut, Sports and Brown Party Liquors. Are you serious with this Billy Ray? Put some clothes on your daughter man!!!
Annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest on Coney Island turns into circus when Kobayashi is arrested for charging the stage where he wasn’t allowed to eat…
They should turn this into the most disgusting TV show in the world if they haven’t already…
Just imagine it, you could learn the politics and ugly side to competitive eating…see lots of barfing and crapping…kind of like watching any other “reality” show.
by Hootie McBoob, Sick
Thinking about grown people stuffing enough food in their mouths in a matter of minutes that most people in Africa eat in a few months is one thing that can turn your stomach. In my case, it may be all the alcohol I’ve consumed over the past 96-hours in which my body is turning into poison. The thought of people gorging on hot dogs doused in water and then barfed up moments later is just about too much today. But I digress.
Some of these people take this shit seriously I guess. So the story goes that some bunch of freaks started a competitive league of eating and made all of their major stars sign contracts to participate. Well, one of the legends of the “game” Kobayahsi, the man they call ‘The Tsunami’ who has won the annual 4th of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest a bunch, didn’t sign because he wanted to enter other contests elsewhere not sanctioned by that body. Hence, he was not allowed to compete this year. It then caused him to go freak show and storm the stage only to be arrested (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_hot_dog_contest)
American John Isner after winning a marathon 3-day match.
After 3-days and a 138-point tie-breaker, American tennis player finally pulls off win at Wimbledon…
Hey Britain and all you chaps at the Tennis club, have you ever heard of this thing call lights or perhaps a more simple tie-breaker??? More proof the England has to be…so English…
Why can I be OK with Tennis and not soccer??? Oh, that’s right, it’s not boring.
According to NASA and other sources, the sun is basically going to fry all the computers and communications devices due to solar flares and magnetic blah…blah…blah…in other words we’re all screwed and going to die as a result of it…
On the upside, we won’t have to worry about President Palin’s term in office, the effect of all the artificial sweetners we consume nor the outcome of ‘So you think you can dance: Season whatever’…
I blame Obama (sorry Mike), and wonder what it will be like not to be able to see everyone NOT commenting about my articles on here.
by Mike Zimmer, Blarg
The hastening of the Zombie Apocalypse my Dad and I have been predicting just got upped a notch. According to scientist including those at NASA, apparently the Sun is going to fart, belch and blow us shit real bad in 2013 causing all sorts of unknown hellish problems here on Earf including magnetic disturbances (http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/15/end-of-the-world-in-2013-says-nasa/)/
There are numerous upsides to this though. First off, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to live through the Sarah Palin administration nor another 4-years of this Obamunist hell. That’s right, we’re fucked in that arena one way or another. Then there’s that whole worrying about the fact that I drink enough diet soda to kill lab rats. My doctor informed me that pop has things like formaldehyde in it and stuff and all sorts of food additives are slowly killing us. Mostly though, we’ll not have to be hanging on the edge of our seats waiting to see which homosexual, gang member or artsy-fartsy moron wins ‘So you think you can dance’. Read the rest of this entry »
This is perhaps some of the most inspiring 17-minutes you’ll ever spend listening.
With Coach John Wooden having passed away over the weekend, here is a belated tribute to the man who was perhaps simply one of the most inspired and cherished figures in sports and America…
Coach Wooden’s pyramid of success is enough to help and inspire anyone to reach their fullest potential in life…
Rest In Peace Mr. Wooden.
by Mike Zimmer, rejuvenated.
If you listen to the entire 17-minutes of video posted above, you will see just a short little bit of the wonder that was John Wooden. However, it will stick with you, it will inspire you and it will put you in awe of a man that didn’t just preach or spout words, quotes and thoughts, but a man that truly believed every word that was coming out of his mouth. And, that it was coming from a man that had lived nearly a century surly must inspire you even further.
Coach John Wooden was a winner, he was a legend, but more so, I think the fact that he was a gentle man, a good human, a man of faith and didn’t just talk the talk, but walked the walk…and for a VERY long time, made him one of our most cherished souls. Not just sports figures, but as Americans.
There have been all sorts of accolades and tributes to Mr. Wooden over the weekend but nothing speaks as loudly and as remarkably clearly than his own words in the video above. However, there are plenty of great tributes to see Read the rest of this entry »
May it be Lima Time in heaven, as colorful pitcher passes away of a heart attack at age 37…
Former 20-game winner and All-Star was a real character and one of the good guys in the game during his time despite being firey competitor that wasn’t always liked on the field…
Lima gone too soon, let the speculation commence on how and why.
by Mike Zimmer, Zimmy time
It is now officially Lima Time in Heaven. Jose Lima has died of an apparent heart attack in Southern California. The colorful and entertaining Master of the Mound passed away too soon and now will have to entertain the Gods with his pitching antics.
Jose Lima a 1999 All-Star and 20-game winner who was also a staple on ‘The Jim Rome Show’ was a fan favorite and fun to watch. During his time on Rome’s radio show Lima was always honest, funny and willing to have a good time even when he wasn’t doing his greatest. When he was, he promised Rome his 20-game winning ball and delivered.
I liked Lima. Despite his antics and more style over substance sometimes, he was a guy that had to re-invent himself over and over, mostly by transforming from a fire-baller to a junk-baller with heart and then from style to style.
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