Jessi Says – 5.8.10

On figuring out long ago that Ricky Martin was gay – ‘He respects women. He doesn’t like women.’

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Brett Says – 04.17.10

He’s gotta pee eventually.

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Zim Says – 4.9.10

They’re not drinking? Fuck em. We’re drinking.

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Brett Says – 4.9.10

Your junk smells like clorox.

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Star Wars + Jay-Z = Best. Music. Video. Ever.

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Brett Says – 3.12.10

We are starting a new weekly feature, where Zim & Brew’s friend Brett blesses us with his wisdome.

“I feel sorry for ugly girls. They have no chance until 2A.M.”

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Live Blog – Ohio State vs Penn State

Zim and Brew will be doing a live blog during the Ohio State vs Penn State @ 3:30p ET.

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Another View…..

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Excuse The Clutter

Working Is Tough

Yeah, things are changing.

Will Brew and Zim ever find a design and layout they can both agree on?

Find out next, on Maury!

by Brew, Resident Webmaster and all-around evil-doer.

If you haven’t noticed, Kegeratornation.com is undergoing a facelift.  Bear with us as we work on a design and layout.  If you see something you like or don’t like, let us know.  And by us, I mean Zim or myself.

Zim is going to look through some different themes and let me know what kind of layouts tickle his fancy.  I’m going to replace Jay Bruce with Brandon Phillips, though I’m thinking maybe Joey Votto might be a better choice/fit.  Plus, I’ll be working on different versions of the banner.  Some will be old-school, while some might be geared towards whatever holiday is upcoming.

Also, and I haven’t told Zim this yet, look for yours truly to start writing more too.  I pretty much let Zim be the voice of Kegeratornation, but it’s time I start using my evil-doer powers for good!

And finally – While the invasion of privacy is a bad thing, Erin Andrews ‘nekked’ is definitely a good thing.  Yes stuebnutz, God Bless Puffs Plus w/ Lotion!!!!!!!

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A Beast Is Born

The Beast Going Up For Another Block

Is it time for NCAA Basketball already?

NIT Champs look to get into the Big Dance this year.

by John W. Hoyt
Edited by Brew

A Beast owns the paint at St. John Arena in Columbus, Ohio.  Last night a young Ohio State squad took on the Battlin’ Clock Burglars of Delaware State University, destroying the proud bastion of the MEAC Conference 70 to 42.

Far and away the most impressive performance was handed in by 6-9 sophomore center Dallas “Beast” Lauderdale.  He only showed flashes of his personality and tenacity toward the end of last season with quality defensive minutes during the run to the N.I.T. Tournament.  Some might scoff at his meager 7 points, but he took up land like Texas with 7 blocks in only 19 minutes.  Like the Maginot Line, or the Berlin Wall, there was just no way through to the basket.  As King Kong on top of the Empire State building swatting biplanes, opponents ran like tiny children from a church shoe salesman.

Though impressive at times, 7-1 Freshman über recruit B.J. Mullens showed some “High School Moments” by insisting on trying to dribble while standing arms length from the basket.  Uh Oh!  Another turnover!  He ended the game looking a little timid, but skilled.  Quality minutes in the paint were also added by Vanderbilt transfer Kyle Madsen.

The bench appeared endlessly deep as the Buckeyes kept up a 10 person rotation.  Three players scored in double figures, led by Junior Captain David Lighty with 13 pts. / 2 rbs.  Outstanding turns were added by super-slasher Freshman William Buford with 13 pts. / 2 rbs. and transfer Junior College All-American Jeremie Simmons with 10 pts. / 1 as.  Tenacious on defense was freshman point guard Anthony “Noopy” Crater.

This young Team astounded with great on court chemistry, no doubt a credit to Coach Thad Matta’s ability to foster cohesion; involving them in many activities together in the off season.  The zone defense was insanely gaudy creating 20 turnovers, led of course by Beast Lauderdale.  With the Beast’s 7-4 wingspan and springs for legs, I don’t expect too many teams to be able to ratchet up the scoring on the Buckeyes this year.

Tune in Monday November 24th at 8:00 pm for the Buckeye’s next match up with MAC perennial powerhouse Bowling Green on the Big Ten Network.

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