Uh, Oh, Minnehaha, Closer Joe Nathan’s elbow just done blow’d up don’tcha know!!!
Twins team that was built to compete and win this year suffers a major set-back as suddenly there isn’t a hammer in the bully…
International Kegerator Baseball League Champ loses a probable keeper as we near the IKBL draft.
by Mike Zimmer, IKBL Owner
FRICKERS VANDALIA,OH–Bad news Twinkies fans, Joe Nathan more than likely just blew up his elbow and will be out for the 2010 season. Apparently, Nathan, one of the more reliable closers in the MLB has a torn ligament in his pitching elbow and will need a few weeks for the swelling to go down to see how bad the damage is done after he pitched in a spring training game in Fort Myers, Florida today.
Nathan slammed the door shut on Twins games 47-times last season and has been one of the AL and MLB’s more reliable closers in his career. He does it quietly, without the typical over-powering stuff or anything that drops off the table like a Trevor Hoffman change-up. Nathan instead has a plethora of good pitches from power to changed speeds and manages get outs consistently.
Now, the Twins, built to be competetive and a winner in the first year in their new ball park, Target Field, suddenly have a huge hole to fill. Not only that, but IKBL champs from last season, Dream Team, owned by Kegerator Newbie Jim Fatsy suddenly seems to have lost a keeper from his defending champion team.
Clowns cut Derek Anderson, apparently Brady Queen era to continue unabated towards continued crapdome in C-Town…
Anderson more than likely to surface somewhere in a competitive role with another team…
Could this be opening the door for Troy Smtih coming to the rescue ???
by Mike Zimmer, Oregon State Beaver apologist
FRICKERS VANDALIA, OH–The Cleveland Clowns are apparently OK with standing pat with the Brady Queen era as today they cut QB Derek Anderson.
The decision wasn’t much of a surprise as the team was rumored and leaks internally hinted that a decision on one or the QB’s would be gone sooner than later, and definately before mini-camp in the spring. The Clowns apparently chose the path that took the least pain contract wise which was Anderson’s bloated but manageable deal versus a lower risk Brady Queen contract.
The team however more or less showed that they have to either live with their mistake at least another year or give Brady Queen one more go. Also, this could open the door for the team possibly taking a QB in the draft or making a trade for someone else to compete for the starting job with the Browns moribund offense. Read the rest of this entry »
Georgia authorities want some of Big Ben Rapelisburger’s juices for a DNA test after he raped latest victim…
Rapelisburger one step closer to having to offer out mad amounts of cash to shut up his latest violated woman…
This time, the girl went to the police and then went for a rape kit at the hospital. No amount of bashing this victim is going to dissuade the facts one way or another.
by Mike Zimmer, against Big Ben’s violence towards women
Thus, the obvious next step for Big Ben Rapelisburger with his new big time lawyer in tow, is to probably offer up some mad jack to his latest stupid drunken foray with a slutsexual assault poor judgement. His lawyer in Atlanta, famous for getting Ray Lewis off from murder charges after he stabbed a guy multiple timesobstructed justice is probably going to advize his next step be a large cash settlement. Read the rest of this entry »
Luckily this didn’t happen in the Micky D’s that I stole wi-fi from today.
Blogging adrift at different locales is sometimes interesting, sometime tedius and in the case of this particular Monday…sad.
Content may be a little slow, but keep checking back in with us from time to time please!!!
by Mike Zimmer
VANDALIA,OH–I have had the unfortunate experience of utilizing wi-fi at McDonalds today. Despite some invites to other venues including a law office (which I may be taking up tomorrow mind you!), I find myself, your humble 99% content provider at a sad sack fast food location in an effort to be online today.
Not having children, and having not spent more than the requisite time needed to either breeze in and out to either get food or to use the toilet at a McDonalds, I was not privy to how bad it could actually be. Currently I am enduring a barrage of munching sounds, smacking lips and heavy breathing in between, horrible smells and pretty horrible sights as well. There is a conversation going on over the little “media bar” between a couple of fat, greasy, nerdy, absolute dorks over the wonderful taste of McDonald’s ketchup and how it would be much better if people actually butchered their own cows and provided for themselves. All as they woof down multiple sandwiches.
If this is the cultural melting pot, here at McDonalds, I weep for our time on this earth. It has been a dearth of sad charachters, poor people (of which I am not a fan of), highway transients and the workers in on random times for their lunch breaks. Read the rest of this entry »
Ben Rapelisburger seen here lying about assulting that women in Nevada last year.
When will someone put a stop to Big Ben Rapelisburger’s habit of sexually assulting women???
The Pukesburgh QB now defending charges in Georgia after he got all rapey down there after not exactly feeling all welcome out in Reno…
When will the sports elitists pull their heads from their asses and report about Rapelisburger instead of letting TMZ do all the leg work???
by Mike Zimmer
When will the madness stop? When will this sexual predator be taken off the streets and locked in jail? Big Ben Rapelisburger was at it again over the weekend, apparently assulting a young women in Georgia in a VIP area. This, after having to defend himself from a bat shit crazy girl out in Nevada who came to fix his hotel room TV and left with a stains provided by “Little Ben”.
Let me say this for the record: If this was Michael Vick, he’d be in custody. If this were Ryan Leaf, he too would have been arrested and out on bail. Heck, if this was Charlie Batch, he’d have at least been charged, booted from the league and publicly scorned. But, no, since it’s Big Ben Rapelisburger, a good time guy, a Super Bowl Champ and best buddy to CBS, ESPN and NFL Network, Rapelisburger is free to continue hunting prey for his sexual urges. Read the rest of this entry »
Apparently Aroldis Chapman has already flashed Major League ready stuff out in Arizona thus far in the spring, but it remains to be told if the Red Legs will throw him right into the fire or not…
What to do with Cincinnati’s prized hope for the future???
According to published reports and according to Cincinnati Sports Caster Ken Broo who was on 700 WLW this after noon, Chapman by all intents and purposes is big league talent and could be a major splash for the Reds. It remains to be seen however which direction the club might lean in deciding whether he travels north (and not east now that that club trains in Arizona) with the club or lands in either AA or at AAA Louisville.
Chapman is the club’s future. But, so was Homer Bailey and we’ve seen how that’s worked out. The club tried not to rush Bailey, but eventually he was. The club did rush some other former #1 draft picks and the result was pretty poor. I’m uncertain how the Reds will and how they should treat Chapman with so much hope and promise heaped upon his lanky frame. Read the rest of this entry »
Former Buckeye Legend Troy Smith seen here during a pre-season game with B-more wants to return home to C-town.
Troy Smith wants is apparently desperate to return to his home town, have a chance at being the Clowns QB…
Meanwhile, a former Bungle and also a former Raven, Big Willie Anderson along with Rudi Johnson just want back in the league period…
My case for all 3-heading to Cincinnati and why none will.
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons fan
According to all sorts of reports, most easily related via www.profootballtalk.com, former Ohio State Buckeye legend and former Heisman Trophy Award winner Troy Smith would like a chance at being the Cleveland Browns QB. Smith, under contract with Baltimore would apparently be willing to crawl back to his hometown to be have a crack at being the Clowns signal caller: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/08/troy-smith-wants-to-be-a-brown/
In my opinion, Smith, who fell deep into the draft a few years ago, eventually landing with the Ravens after his poor showing in the National Championship game, would be as good or better than either QB the Clowns currently have to deal with. Both Derek Anderson and Brady Queen have shown nothing but blips of occasional accuracy and ability in the fickle NFL and Smith would no doubt be at the very least, a more popular choice under center for the struggling Browns. Heck, I’d even root for him and stop calling the Clowns the Clowns and instead start calling them “that team that Troy Smith plays for”.
Smith was apparently set to get a shot at starting for the Baltimore Ravens a couple of seasons ago when they drafted Joe Flacco. Apparently the staff felt secure in handing the reigns to the Crows offense at least initially to Smith before the former Buckeye had some serious bad luck. Smith came down sick with tonsilitis if my memory serves me correctly and had to be scratched from his start and was never healthy enough again in the pre-season to get a real shot at challenging Flacco. Read the rest of this entry »
Gender test needed in case of Baylor basketball player…
Dude smacked a bitch big time during a game and now needs to be suspended until the end of time on top of being proven to be a woman…
“It” apparently has a temper.
by Hootie McBoob
I love women. Even women athletes. Even women athletes that…well, perhaps push the boundary on being lady like. Go ahead and sue me over having thought there were redeeming qualities in people like Katie Smith even if she doesn’t play for the same team if you know what I mean.
Howeve, in the case of Britteny Griner of Baylor, I’m pretty sure that’s a dude. After all, dude is like 7-feet tall and can dunk a basketball. Like that South African track and field dude, I’m pretty sure old Mr. Griner needs to have a test to see if “it” has a wang. Ol’ Man Griner took issue with a 5-foot-nothing white girl from Texas Tech the other night and smacked the little bitch ass ho like…well…a pimp. Boo-ya, right to the schnozz and broke the girls nose.
Beast looks like a dude, smells like a dude and can smack a ho like a dude…it’s a dude. End of story. Happy weekend everybody. As no one seems capable of adding a single friggin’ article while I am absent of a decnet intergooglewebnets connection, this is your friggin’ post heading into the weekend. Seriously Nation, pull your head from you ass and either send me articles, post articles yourself or watch the slow death of this site. Your choice.
EA will be showing it off big time on ‘Dancing with the Stars’
Ocho Crapo will be dancing along side the likes of Erin Andrews in the latest installment of ‘Dancing with the Stars’…
While it’ll be a good chance to see a wardrobe malfunction for EA, we’ll also have to deal with the incorrigible Ocho Stinko…
Oh and there won’t be any more Samantha Harris either…boooooo!!!
by Hootie McBoob
As I am sure you have heard, Erin Andrews will join other “D-list celebs” on ABC’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’. Yup, another great chance to see EA do her thing outside the arena she is most comfortable with: A) sideline reports to college basketball and football stars and B) admiring her own ass in front of hotel mirrors.
Of course, it’s not without a caveat, the Cincinnati Bungles Chad Ocho Stinko will also be on th show and more or less try anything within his power to upstage everyone. It should be our sworn duty to vote Ocho Crapo off the show as soon as possible and keep Ms. Andrews in, so in the event of a wardrobe malfunction, we’ll be right there front and center to see it on “Live” TV.
The ‘Dancing with the stars’ franchise however will be without the highly annoying but highly hot and sessy Samantha Harris who has left the show for…well…she was pretty awful. Harris though is one hottie that was worth muting to admire especially when she showed some skin.
Not that he’d listen any ways, because after all, when has he ever cared about the fans, here is an open plea to Bungles Owner Mikey Boy Brown NOT to sign Terrible Owens…
Despite Ocho Crappo wanting him to be lined up on the other side of the field from him, the Bungles just don’t need to bring the TO circus to town…
However, don’t you just get the feeling that Mikey Boy Brown can “redeem” TO and feel he can get him cheap and easy???
by Mike Zimmer, Falcons Fan
Somewhere in the corner booth down at Denny’s in Norther Kentucky, Mikey Boy Brown will plot and plan his moves for free agency this week. Don’t worry, they won’t be throwing a lot of money around, but they could be throwing around some absurd ideas. Like bringing Terrible Owens and his circus to town.
Thus, my open plea as a Bungles apologist: Please Mikey Boy Brown, don’t do it. We know that you desperately want to “redeem” TO, but just don’t do it.
Why not? Well, there’s the logical: The Bungles don’t need another slow WR (they did just sign Matt Jones after all) and they don’t need another one that drops everything thrown his way (they signed Laverneous Coles for that last season). Read the rest of this entry »
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